The One with the Mugging

Friends 9×15

Chandler: Guys! Guys! I've got great news. Guess what.
Joey: Uh, Monica's pregnant!
Monica: Really?!

Phoebe: I wasn't rich like you guys, okay? I didn't eat gold and have a flying pony. I had a hard life. My mother was killed by a drug dealer.
Ross: Your mother killed herself!
Phoebe: She was a drug dealer!

Joey: You're probably wondering what I'm doing. Ha, ha.
Monica: No, that seems about right.
Joey: Yesterday at my audition, I had to pee. Apparently, that makes me a good actor. I got a callback, so I'm drinking everything.

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