Alien Dinner Party

Resident Alien 2×8

Mayor Ben Hawthorne: Dr. Harry Vanderspeigle. Here's to another trip around the Sun, Dr. V!
Sheriff Mike Thompson: By the way, the break and enter was Ben's idea.
Mayor Ben Hawthorne: Ah, now, now. No breaking, just entering. The door was unlocked.
Deputy Liv Baker: Yeah, after you climbed through the window and unlocked it.
Mayor Ben Hawthorne: Out of respect for our wonderful friend...

Harry Vanderspeigle: I do not like having people at my house uninvited.
Asta Twelvetrees: Well, now you know how Earth felt when you got here.

Asta Twelvetrees: Just take that thing downstairs.
Harry Vanderspeigle: Only half of it is "thing." The other half is alien.

Harry Vanderspeigle: I do not understand why humans celebrate their births. Everyone who is alive has been born. It is not special. A birthday party is just a participation trophy.

Harry Vanderspeigle: Alien babies have a big appetite for high-calorie junky food.
Asta Twelvetrees: Uh-huh.
Harry Vanderspeigle: There's nothing more junky than a human.

Asta Twelvetrees: We have to get everyone out of here. Make yourself look sick... Oh, that's good. Yes. Good.
Harry Vanderspeigle: I have not done anything yet.
Asta Twelvetrees: Oh. Sorry. It's good, though.

Sheriff Mike Thompson: Shit, I ain't messin' with no damn rabies. You know 100% of people who have rabies go insane, but only 20% of insane people have rabies? That's a Internet fact.

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