The One with the Fertility Test

Friends 9×21

Rachel: Phoebe, come on, I don't want to waste it. It would be like throwing away 100 bucks.
Phoebe: Okay, this is not about the money. Okay? It's about corporate greed destroying our hearts... and leaving us hollow shells.
Rachel: I don't care about any of that.

Phoebe: Please don't use this gift certificate. I'm asking you as a friend.
Rachel: Oh, not as a friend... Phoebe! Fine. I won't use it.

Receptionist: Then why do you work here?
Phoebe: Because it's good money. But that doesn't change the fact... that this is an evil, bloodsucking corporate machine.
Receptionist: Well, I think this is a great place to work.
Phoebe: Okay, are they listening?

Monica: I have a weird feeling about this place. How do I know... they won't secretly videotape me and put it all over the Internet?
Chandler: Because, honey, and I mean this in the sweetest way possible... nobody's gonna wanna watch that.

Rachel: Why did you lie to me about working here?
Phoebe: Because I was ashamed, okay? I sold out for the cash. And they give me benefits, like medical and dental and a four-oh-wunk... But, you know, you pay a price. Now I'm this corporate stooge... and punching a clock... and paying taxes!

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