Henry Johns: Ma, let's fast-forward all this. Ain't no point in arguing about a bunch of yesterdays.
Anthony Lurasetti: You're still maintaining that... gum is for cows and imbeciles?
Brett Ridgeman: I do, and it is.
Brett Ridgeman: This a guy or a girl singing this song?
Anthony Lurasetti: .... Can't tell.
Brett Ridgeman: Not that there's much of a difference these days.
Anthony Lurasetti: I think that line was obliterated... the day men started saying, "We're pregnant," when their wives were.
Anthony Lurasetti: Anchovies!
Chief Lt. Calvert: Our inspector... our Mexican-American inspector, is unlikely to be lenient. Though your productivity is exemplary and it'll keep you from losing your badges.
Brett Ridgeman: Politics, like always.
Chief Lt. Calvert: Like cell phones and just as annoying, politics are everywhere. Being branded a racist in today's public forum is like being accused of communism in the '50s... whether it's a possibly offensive remark made in a private phone call or the indelicate treatment of a minority who sells drugs to children. The entertainment industry, formerly known as the news, needs villains.
Anthony Lurasetti: There's certainly nothing hypocritical about the media handling every perceived intolerance with complete and utter intolerance.
Chief Lt. Calvert: It's bullshit. But it's reality.
Anthony Lurasetti: But I'm not racist. Every Martin Luther King Day, I order a cup of dark roast.
Chief Lt. Calvert: It's not healthy for you to scuff concrete as long as you have...
Melanie Ridgeman: You know, I never thought I was a racist before living in this area. I'm about as liberal as any ex-cop could ever be. But now... We really need to move.
Melanie Ridgeman: How?
Brett Ridgeman: There's a way. But it's not something that we're gonna talk about... ever.
Melanie Ridgeman: Okay.
Brett Ridgeman: .... Amen. I've been listening to and smelling that for the last 98 minutes.
Anthony Lurasetti: Best part of a stakeout, other than when it ends... is when you're eating.
Brett Ridgeman: A single red ant could've eaten it faster.
Anthony Lurasetti: .... Nope.
Denise: Don't try and bluff somebody who's smarter than you are. Smarter by a yardstick.
Lorentz Vogelmann: If you make any sudden moves, you will be executed. If the police show up, everyone will be executed. Do not prioritize money over having a heartbeat. Do you understand?
Anthony Lurasetti: You think they'd go back to the parking garage after this?
Brett Ridgeman: 50%.
Anthony Lurasetti: 50% doesn't value anything in a yes-or-no question.
Brett Ridgeman: We're coming back.
Anthony Lurasetti: 100%?
Brett Ridgeman: I'm at 80. Maybe even 85, you're 70.
Anthony Lurasetti: Experience?
Brett Ridgeman: Yeah, plus I'm not Italian.
Brett Ridgeman: I don't have the right words for this situation.
Anthony Lurasetti: There aren't any. I really hope that this... mistake... is not what I'm remembered for.
Henry Johns: Nigga.
Brett Ridgeman: Likewise.
Henry Johns: It's all cotton candy.
Henry Johns: You're so paranoid and suspicious, you're making me paranoid and suspicious.
Brett Ridgeman: I'm just trying to avoid temptation.
Henry Johns: You sure you ain't an elementary teacher, used to dealing with little kids who don't know nothing?
Brett Ridgeman: I believe what you meant to say was, "Who don't know anything."
Henry Johns: You should have trusted a nigga...
Henry Johns: Let's hunt some lions.
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Anthony Lurasetti: You're still maintaining that... gum is for cows and imbeciles?
Brett Ridgeman: I do, and it is.
Brett Ridgeman: This a guy or a girl singing this song?
Anthony Lurasetti: .... Can't tell.
Brett Ridgeman: Not that there's much of a difference these days.
Anthony Lurasetti: I think that line was obliterated... the day men started saying, "We're pregnant," when their wives were.
Anthony Lurasetti: Anchovies!
Chief Lt. Calvert: Our inspector... our Mexican-American inspector, is unlikely to be lenient. Though your productivity is exemplary and it'll keep you from losing your badges.
Brett Ridgeman: Politics, like always.
Chief Lt. Calvert: Like cell phones and just as annoying, politics are everywhere. Being branded a racist in today's public forum is like being accused of communism in the '50s... whether it's a possibly offensive remark made in a private phone call or the indelicate treatment of a minority who sells drugs to children. The entertainment industry, formerly known as the news, needs villains.
Anthony Lurasetti: There's certainly nothing hypocritical about the media handling every perceived intolerance with complete and utter intolerance.
Chief Lt. Calvert: It's bullshit. But it's reality.
Anthony Lurasetti: But I'm not racist. Every Martin Luther King Day, I order a cup of dark roast.
Chief Lt. Calvert: It's not healthy for you to scuff concrete as long as you have...
Melanie Ridgeman: You know, I never thought I was a racist before living in this area. I'm about as liberal as any ex-cop could ever be. But now... We really need to move.
Melanie Ridgeman: How?
Brett Ridgeman: There's a way. But it's not something that we're gonna talk about... ever.
Melanie Ridgeman: Okay.
Brett Ridgeman: .... Amen. I've been listening to and smelling that for the last 98 minutes.
Anthony Lurasetti: Best part of a stakeout, other than when it ends... is when you're eating.
Brett Ridgeman: A single red ant could've eaten it faster.
Anthony Lurasetti: .... Nope.
Denise: Don't try and bluff somebody who's smarter than you are. Smarter by a yardstick.
Lorentz Vogelmann: If you make any sudden moves, you will be executed. If the police show up, everyone will be executed. Do not prioritize money over having a heartbeat. Do you understand?
Anthony Lurasetti: You think they'd go back to the parking garage after this?
Brett Ridgeman: 50%.
Anthony Lurasetti: 50% doesn't value anything in a yes-or-no question.
Brett Ridgeman: We're coming back.
Anthony Lurasetti: 100%?
Brett Ridgeman: I'm at 80. Maybe even 85, you're 70.
Anthony Lurasetti: Experience?
Brett Ridgeman: Yeah, plus I'm not Italian.
Brett Ridgeman: I don't have the right words for this situation.
Anthony Lurasetti: There aren't any. I really hope that this... mistake... is not what I'm remembered for.
Henry Johns: Nigga.
Brett Ridgeman: Likewise.
Henry Johns: It's all cotton candy.
Henry Johns: You're so paranoid and suspicious, you're making me paranoid and suspicious.
Brett Ridgeman: I'm just trying to avoid temptation.
Henry Johns: You sure you ain't an elementary teacher, used to dealing with little kids who don't know nothing?
Brett Ridgeman: I believe what you meant to say was, "Who don't know anything."
Henry Johns: You should have trusted a nigga...
Henry Johns: Let's hunt some lions.
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