Westworld

& Interviewer of Delos Guests: Just got back from Westworld. Tell us how you liked it.
    Gardner Lewis: When you played cowboys and Indians as a kid, you’d point, go «bang»... and the other kid would pretend dead. Well, Westworld is the same thing, only it’s for real. I shot six people— Well, uh, they weren’t real people.
    Interviewer: What Mr. Lewis means is he shot six robots... scientifically programmed to look, act, talk and even bleed just like humans do. Isn’t that right?
    Gardner Lewis: Well, they may have been robots. I mean, uh, I think they were robots. I mean, I know they were robots.
    Interviewer: Yes, the robots of Westworld are there to serve you... and to give you the most unique vacation experience of your life.

& John Blane: Supposedly, you really can’t tell, except by looking at the hands. They haven’t perfected the hands yet...

& Bartender: What about you?
    Peter Martin: Uh, vodka martini on the rocks with a twist of lemon. Very dry, please.
    John Blane: Just give him whiskey. He’s new in town.

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& Peter Martin: I feel silly... It looks like a joke.
    John Blane: Well, it’s not a joke, it’s an amusement park. The best amusement park in the world. All you have to do is have fun.

& John Blane: ...The gun has a sensing device. It won’t fire at anything with a high body temperature. Only something cold, like a machine.
    Peter Martin: Hmm. They thought of everything.

& Peter Martin: Come on, not now. Not you again. It’s too early.

& Interviewer of Delos Guests: Why don’t you make arrangements to take our hovercraft to Medieval World, Roman World and Westworld. Contact us today, or see your travel agent. Boy, have we got a vacation for you...

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