Fleabag #1.3

& Fleabag: Jogging.

& Fleabag: I did a fart the other day that was exactly like Mum’s.
    Claire: A door opening, or suspicious dark?
    Fleabag: Door opening.
    Claire: Means you’re getting Mum’s bum.

& Claire: I haven’t farted in about three years.
    Fleabag: Happy birthday.

& Claire: It’s really inappropriate to jog around a graveyard.
    Fleabag: Why?
    Claire: Flaunting your life.

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& Claire: God, I can’t wait to be old.
    Fleabag: If it’s any consolation, you look older than you are.

& Martin: Who are you?
    Fleabag: I don’t know. I want to be that person. I have been that person. Ha. But most of the time I’m that person, like everyone else.

& Martin: They’re good, right?
    Fleabag: Chic. Chic means boring — don’t tell the French.

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