That Text Was Not Meant for Josh!

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend 1×11

& Scott: What should we do, Mr. Brah?
Father Brah: Please, Mr. Brah was my father. I’m Father Brah.

& Father Brah: Scott, Paula... be the boat, not the hole. Nobody likes a hole.

& Ghost of Steve Jobs: You fools, it doesn’t matter what it’s called... What matters is that I control your lives from the grave. Technology is slowly alienating everyone from their loved ones. And when you send a few words to the wrong recipient and it immediately destroys your entire life, that’s called a...

& Text-mergency just flows.
    — No, dude, text-tastrophe.
    — It’s what it is. Dude, she’s totally right.
    — Text-scuse me?

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& Josh: Uh, how did you get in here?
    Rebecca: How does anyone get in anywhere? It’s like we’re there, and then we’re here.

& Paula: Oh, God, I just need a rock. I hate Southern California! No rocks, no dirt, no sticks!

& Josh: That’s weird. Someone threw a rock from inside the house... into your house?

& Paula: God, it’s so sexy when you listen.

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