A Stereotypical Day

Modern Family 8×2

& Jay: Guess what. A black family’s moving in right across the street the same day my security cameras are going up. Well, what am I supposed to do?

& Jay: Gloria, Gloria, Gloria. You’ll never understand the stereotypes old white men face.

& Claire: Part of being the boss is being a bummer.

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& Mitchell: It was hard for us to hear, but in the spirit of tolerance, we accepted the fact that a 9-year-old might not want to fall asleep under the watchful eyes of her half-naked fathers.
    Camerone: Call the Sistine Chapel. I guess art is out.

& Alex: Roll! It’s going to be so exciting to get back to all that science stuff again. You know — beakers, calculators, ray guns...

& Alex: I feel so bad. I had no idea what I was doing.
    Claire: I feel worse. I really, really knew what I was doing.
    Luke: So, is knowing all this enough, or do we have to, like, do something?

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