& Darcy: It’s not the buzzing that should concern you, madam. But rather, when the buzzing stops.
& Charlotte: Zombies or no zombies, all women must think of marriage, Lizzy.
Elizabeth: I shall never relinquish my sword for a ring.
Charlotte: For the right man, you would.
Elizabeth: The right man wouldn’t ask me to.
& Mrs. Bennet: Well... I consider dancing to be the first refinement of polished society. Don’t you agree, Mr. Darcy?
Darcy: No. Every savage can dance. Why, I imagine even zombies could do it to some degree of success.
& Mr. Bingley: Her face is rendered uncommonly intelligent by the beautiful expression of her dark eyes. And I’m forced to acknowledge her figure as both light and pleasing. And that her arms are surprisingly muscular, yet not so much as to be unfeminine.
& Elizabeth: Never have I encountered a man so consumed by his own pride! ...
Jane: If I may so express it, he has a right to be proud.
Elizabeth: I could easily forgive his pride, if he had not mortified mine.
Mary: Pride is a very common failing, I believe. Vanity and pride are different things, though the words are often used synonymously. A person may be proud without being vain. Pride relates more to our opinion of ourselves, and vanity to what we would have others think of us.
& Darcy: Your defect, Miss Bennet, besides eavesdropping, is to willfully misunderstand people.
Elizabeth: And yours is to be unjustly prejudiced against them.
& Parson Collins: Gallantry isn’t dead.
& Mrs. Bennet: Excuse me. Mr. Bennet! You must come and make Lizzy marry Mr. Collins, for she refuses to have him!
& Wickham: Your Ladyship, the undead will always multiply faster than the living can procreate. Nine months to make a baby, then 16 years to make a soldier, and one raw second to make a zombie.
You must realize, if they were to organize, we cannot defeat them. The only hope is to find a way to coexist with them, before they find their Antichrist.
& Darcy: «Of all the weapons in the world, I now know love to be the most dangerous. For I have suffered a mortal wound.»
& Elizabeth: If adventures will not befall a young lady in her own village, she must seek them abroad.
& Elizabeth: Mr. Darcy. The very first moment I beheld you, my heart was irrevocably gone.
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Σ nostradamvs: "Спасибо, мы отлично поржали. Самое смешное, что я не читал и не смотрел оригинал (лишь примерно знаю, о чём речь), но всё равно позитивнейшая фигня. Особенно прекрасны любовные объяснения, проходящие в процессе красивой драки....."
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