The Voices

& Fiona: I’m bored. Insanely bored.

& Jerry: Okay, there’s tons of angels in the Bible, but only four of them have names, three of which are Michael, Raphael, and Gabriel. Who’s the fourth?
    Fiona: You’re not getting all religious on me, are you, Jerry?
    Jerry: No, I... this... this is fun. Come on, guess.

& Jerry: I’m evil.
    Mr. Whiskers: No, you’re not. I’ve killed things on purpose, Jerry. There’s no shame in it. It’s instinct. The only time I felt truly alive is when I’m killing.

& Jerry: What do we do?!
    Mr. Whiskers: Oh, Jerry. I got an idea...

---

& Bosco: Hey, Jerry?
    Jerry: Yeah?
    Bosco: You remember last week when, uh... when you... when you said there was an invisible line that separates good from evil, and you thought you’d crossed it. And I said, «No, no, no, no. You’re a good boy»?
    Jerry: Yeah, I remember. So what?
    Bosco: I’ve changed my opinion.

& Jerry: Dr. Warren, I’m a bad person.
    Dr. Warren: Don’t be so hard on yourself. I appreciate your honesty. I’m disappointed, but, hey, it’s not like you killed someone.
    Jerry: Um...
    Dr. Warren: What, Jerry?
    Jerry: It... uh, it is kinda like that. Kinda like that times three.

& Dr. Warren: Just because you have thoughts doesn’t mean you have to act on them.
    Jerry: You don’t have to act on them?
    Dr. Warren: No. Being alone in the world is the root of all suffering. But, Jerry, you’re not alone.
    Jerry: Whoa. See, that’s like 10 years of therapy in 10 seconds.

--
+ quotes on the IMDb