The 12 Days of Christine

Inside No. 2×2

& Adam: Fung? What’s that, it’s Chinese?
    Chrissie: Shh, don’t say her name, she might appear.

& Adam: I thought you were going home with John Lennon, anyway.
    Chrissie: He wasn’t John Lennon, he was Harry Potter... It was just a pair of round glasses though, weren’t it?

& «Roses are red,
      violets are blue.
      What is that smell?
      I need a poo.»

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& Chrissie: I’m 32, divorced and working in a shoe shop with my gay best friend. It’s hardly the Cinderella story, is it?

& Marion: It’s time, Christine...
    Chrissie: Goodbye, everyone. I love you.

Time To Say Goodbye
by Andrea Bocelli and Sarah Brightman

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On the IMDb

Σ Good, but not a comedy at all.