Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank

Two and a Half Men 11×4

& Alan: Walden, Jenny is family. If you cross that line, I’m not gonna be your friend anymore. I mean, I’m still gonna live here, but I’m not gonna be your friend.

& Walden: Don’t be naked. Don’t be naked. Damn. Don’t be naked. Don’t be naked. Damn. Damn.
    Jenny: Whoa... Whoa. Whoa!

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& Jenny: Don’t worry, nothing coulda happened. I’m gay.
    Walden: Ah, that’s right. You’re gay. Oh, wait. How gay? Like, one being, «Yay, it’s college.» Or ten being, «I’m going Subaru shopping with Ellen and Rosie.»
    Jenny: I’m closer to a nine. I mean, I make my own soap, but I don’t sell it at the Lilith Fair.

& Walden: There is a camera in my room...
    Jenny: And that’s why I don’t sleep with guys.

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