The Trial of Elizabeth Gadge

Inside No. 2×3

& Mr Warren: You named him?
    Elizabeth Gadge: Aye. What manner of crime is that?
    Mr Warren: What is «named» backwards?..
    Justice Pike: Get me ink and paper.

& Mr Warren: Laughter contorts the face and makes monkeys of men. Only the devil would turn such sport. The next person here to laugh will immediate die as a witch. Starting from... now.

& Mr Clarke: And this... The pear. It can be inserted into any orifice and expanded to the point of...
    Justice Pike: Ecstasy.
    Mr Clarke: ...agony.
    Justice Pike: Agony, yes.

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& Justice Pike: Just to be clear, if she bleeds, she is a witch?
    Mr Warren: No, quite the opposite.
    Justice Pike: If she bleeds she is not a witch?
    Mr Warren: Not necessarily. The devil’s mark may be well hidden.
    Justice Pike: Then we must keep pricking her till she do stop bleeding, at which time we will know that she is or is not a witch, possibly.
    Mr Warren: Correct.
    Justice Pike: All is clear. Proceed.

& Mr Warren: Elizabeth Anne Gadge, you have been found guilty of witchcraft and are to be taken to a place of execution, where you will be burned at the stake until you are dead. Tickets are now on sale at the Green Man Inn. Family tokens include a free potato to bake on the fire, and may the Lord have mercy on your soul.

& Mr Clarke: What I did, I did for the Lord.
    Elizabeth Gadge: And the devil thanks you kindly.

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