Home Sweet Hell

& Mona: If you cannot argue constructively, what will Mother do?
    Allison: Destroy our video games.
    Mona: Andrew...?
    Andrew: And the gaming system.
    Allison: Burn it while we watch.
    Mona: That’s right. Don’t forget what happened to your Legos.

& Don: So, what kind of jobs do you give? Had.

& Mona: What’s his name?
    Don: ... Dusty.
    Mona: Not another Mexican, is it? You know what Daddy says, «Hire a Jew.» All they do is make money.

& Don: You’re just being paranoid.
    Mona: Well, paranoia is just total awareness.

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& Mona: That should be enough to fell a small village.
    Don: Why so much?
    Mona: Well, you never know about dosage. Sometimes the weather... can make the body absorb the drug differently. I saw it on an episode of First 48.

& Don: To wives and sweethearts! May they never meet.

& Mona: You’re gonna need to pick up some more trash bags from Costco tomorrow.I’d write it down for you, but I’m just covered in that girl. Just distasteful.

& Benji: What’s wrong with those people?!
    Murphy: Monsters.

& Don: What do you mean, «get rid of»?

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