TiMER (1/2)

& Brian: Am I late?
    Oona: Hi! No. Yes. 5 minutes, but who’s counting.
    Brian: We are, right?

& Patty: Brian Thompson, male, 33. Wow, how’d you get this far without a TiMER?
    Brian: I’m from Oklahoma.
    Patty: Um... hmm... say no more.

& Patty: Here’s our checklist, “The path to true love.” You can fall in love at first sight. But sometimes the friendship develops into love, enemies become friends, opposites attract, and so on. TiMER just tells you the time, when your soul mate will come into your life. The rest should evolve naturally.

& Local News: If a clock could count down to the exact moment you meet your soul mate, would you want to know? That’s the claim of manufacture’s of a new devices called, the TiMER. The next evolutionary step in computer match making, the TiMER lets you know when your perfect match has entered you life...
    Scientist: ...discovered that all humans are on a path to true love, implanted just after the onset of puberty, and powered by body heat, the TiMER monitors level of oxytosin, the hormone of love...
    Man from a street: ...it zeros-out at midnight the night before, and then the next day it could go off at any second, and you get your soul mate...
    CEO: Are you tired of sitting around waiting for love? Your days of watching and wondering are over. Say goodbye to heartache and disappointment. Now you can be on the clock — true love on a schedule. Introducing TiMER, and revolutionary device that tells you not only who your soul mate is, but when you’ll meet them. TiMER, take the guess work out of love.

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& Oona: Does he have TiMER?
    Steph: Sure. Guys without TiMER some restless. And those who know exactly the date, can safely make fun. And crazy too.
    Oona: They’re just using you.
    Steph: And I’m using them. It’s a win-win.

& Mikey: So... What are you doing?
    Oona: Orthodontist.
    Mikey: Fairly. Like a dentist?
    Oona: Yeah... Only it’s an orthodontist.
    Mikey: Cool... So what is your name?

& Oona: I do not want to know how old you are, okay?
    Mikey: OK. how old are you?

& Mikey: If I’m a pussy, I’m about to have the best lesbian sex of my life in there.

& Radio: With strong hands with color of strong tea Mowgli encircled Madeline’s tiny waist. All her consolidations melted. “Oh, Mowgli, missionary work is so hard you can’t imagine it.” Pretty soon she discovered that it’s not the only one can be hard...
    Marion: Oops! Nutty bits.

& Oona: Don’t you think it’s weird that we never being in love?
    Steph: No. It only happens once, so we’ll do.
    Oona: Yeah... But do you think people thought that it happens once? Before the TiMER?.. The expression “first love” doesn’t imply that there is a second, and third...
    Steph: You just asking so wrong girl.

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