Burlesque (1/2)

& Ali: How much to Los Angeles?
    Bus station clerk: One-way or round-trip?
    Ali: You’re kidding, right?

& Jack: Can I get you a drink?
    Ali: Only if you’re buying.

& Ali: Who does a girl have to flirt with to get from here to up there?
    Jack: Is this you flirting?
    Ali: With someone wearing more eyeliner than me? Yeah.

& — Tess! I lost a contact on the stage.
    Tess: Okay, if you fall off the stage, leg extended, boobs up.

& Vince: Tess, have you read this letter from the bank?
    Tess: How many times have I told you? No business during business hours.

& Ali: Hi, are you Tess?
    Tess: And you are in my mirror because?..
    Ali: Oh, sorry. I’m friends with Jack, and I’m looking for a job.
    Tess: And where have you danced?
    Ali: At home, mostly. But I can move.

& Ali: I need a job. I wanna work here.
    Sean: Great enthusiasm, terrible timing.

& Tess: Hey, Ali. Look, this is cute, but come on. Push up those boobs. Got them, show them. Work them. And don’t ever go behind my back again.
    Ali: Yes, ma’am.
    Tess: And don’t ever call me ma’am again.
    Ali: Yes, sir. I mean ma’am. I mean Tess.

& Tess: “Ma’am”? What am I, my mother?

& Tess: Georgia?
    Georgia: Yeah.
    Tess: Oh, God, please don’t have the flu... Oh, God. Please have the flu.

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& Georgia: Why do they call it morning sickness if it hits you at every fricking moment of the day?

& Tess: What is she doing?
    Sean: I think she’s auditioning.
    Tess: Hey, Dave, cut it!
    Ali: Hold on a second, I can do this.
    Tess: And I think it’s sweet that you think you can.

& Ali: Just tell me what you want.
    Tess: I can’t tell you. Nobody can tell you. You gotta make me believe that you belong up there. That you own that stage and that nobody’s gonna take it from you. That’s the way it works. You wanna show me something, show me that.

& Sean: What is Ali short for?
    Ali: Alice.
    Sean: Alice? Well, welcome to Wonderland.

& Sean: Here we go. Black corset, first number. Second number, “Wagon Wheel,” that’s that. Swarovski bustier, that’s for the third number. And this is for “Miss Otis Regrets.” And remember, with that, don’t... pull the trigger.

& Sean: How you doing?
    Ali: My boobs are pushed up to my ears, my thong*’s a mile up my butt... and my eyelashes are so thick they could kick up* a stiff* wind.
    Sean: Fun being a girl, isn’t it?

& Ali: So, what do you think?
    Jack: I think you look... I mean, it looks...
    Ali: Jack, we’re friends, for chrissake. It’s not like we’re brother and sister.
    Jack: No, we certainly are not.


--Dict:
thong — стринги
kick up — поднимать
stiff — жесткий

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