Eagleheart 1x3

Master of da' Skies

Season 1, Episode 3

& Balloon Operator: Help! Police!
    Radke: Police? News flash, balloon boy, there’s no law up here.

& Chief: Three more victims of senseless sky crime. Oh, well.
    Susie: Witnesses say they were all pushed out of a hot-air balloon.
    Chief: Well, thank God none of our cars were damaged.

& Brett: What is that?
    Chief: That, my friend, is the Baron’s home... Cloudtopia.

& Chris: Wait a second. So you’re telling me anything that happens in the sky is legal and there’s a giant crime blimp flying around this place?
    Chief: Yes.
    Chris: I don’t know how I missed that. Well, no matter. It’s time to scrub the clouds and return the sky to God.

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& Brett: ... So, the pizza guy says, “Hey, I just dropped all these strombolis on the floor. I’ll let you have ’em half price.” So, naturally, I’m like, “What flavors are they?” And just as he was about to tell me, I woke up.

& Chris: Hey, Brett, your shoe fell off your blow-up doll.

& — Hey, what are you doing to Grunke?!
    Chris: I’m gonna have sex with his corpse.
    — Oh. Nice. Good sky crime.
    Chris: Bunch of wackos* up here.

& Chris: Hey, Baron! Look what I got here... Marshal Monsanto. I killed him. I killed him real dead-like, too.

& Baron: What’s your name?
    Chris: Uh, Chiss.
    Baron: Welcome to Cloudtopia... “Chizz.” Please, stay as my guest. Later, we’re going to watch pirated DVDs and gay-marry each other.

& Brett: Please tell me that was a sausage... Ew!

& Baron: I’m afraid I can’t let you do that, Chizz.
    Chris: I got news for you. My name ain’t Chiss. It’s Chris... Chris Marshal, U.S. Monsanto.

& Chris: I guess, in this case, smoking is bad for your health... Yes! Geronimo! ... It’s good to be back on el groundo de firmo.



-- Dict:
wacko — crazy person


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