When Will Josh and His Friend Leave Me Alone?

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend 2×4

& Rebecca: Paula, I need to become a douche. Miss Douche!

& Paula: Are you cooking or doing inventory?
    Scott: I’m making bacon-wrapped chicken, and, uh... it’s hard.

& Scott: But you love law, and you’re good at it. And you have the perfect name for a lawyer... Paula Proctor, Esquire. The only better job would be... Paula Proctor, Doctor.

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& Heather: Dude, you made it into the finals! So, like, get up and go to your dumb contest. Try to be Miss Douche, you idiot!

& Paula: Oh, Go... thank God, you’re not blonde.

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