Fleabag #1.6

& Bank Manager: People make mistakes.
    Fleabag: That’s why they put rubbers at the end of pencils.
    Bank Manager: Is that a joke?
    Fleabag: I don’t know.

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& Boo: They shouldn’t have just locked him up.
    Fleabag: He pencil-fucked a hamster.
    Boo: Yeah, but he’s obviously not happy, happy people wouldn’t do things like that. And anyway, that’s the very reason why they put rubbers on the end of pencils.
    Fleabag: To fuck hamsters?
    Boo: No, because people make mistakes.

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