The Big Bang Theory 7×12
Sheldon: We can... but thanks to Steve Jobs, we don’t have to.
& Leonard: So i-it’s just flirting?
Penny: Well, yeah. Why?
Leonard: Uh, no reason. I just think it’s sexier when things are left to the imagination.
Amy: ... He’s wrong.
& Sheldon: I believe that a joke is a brief oral narrative with a climactic humorous twist. For example, uh, Wolowitz’s mother is so fat that she decided to go on a diet... or exercise, or both. ... See? The twist is that people don’t usually change. ... Well, they don’t.
& Sheldon: Perhaps I’ll spend some time developing a unified theory of comedy, which will allow me to elicit laughter from anyone at any time. Unless they’re German, ’cause that’s a tough crowd.
Leonard: Are you set on people laughing with you? ’Cause if you’re cool with at you...
Sheldon: .... I don’t get it.
& Bernadette: Raj, when you said you were gonna bring a date to watch Penny’s thing tonight, I didn’t think you meant Stuart.
& Leonard: I’m so proud of you.
Penny: We haven’t even gotten to my scene yet.
Leonard: I know, but you’re going to be a TV star and you haven’t left me yet. That takes guts.
& Sheldon: I’ve been studying how to make people laugh. They say that comedy is tragedy plus time. ... Let’s tickle some ribs.
& Penny: I want you, right now, to give me your 100% honest opinion.
Leonard: Right.
Penny: Do you think I have what it takes to really make it as an actress?
Leonard: Yes.
Penny: So you think I’ll be on TV and in movies and win awards.
Leonard: Honestly?
Penny: Yes, honestly.
Leonard: I don’t.
Penny: How could you say that?!
Leonard: I don’t know... I got all confused when you said “honestly”.
& Raj: On any level, do you think she’s hot?
& Sheldon: Kumquat?
Amy: I guess.
Sheldon: Ointment?
Amy: Sure.
Sheldon: Now, would you say ointment is more, equal to, or less funny than kumquat?
Amy: ... I don’t think I want to go out with you anymore.
& Amy: Sheldon, how many words are you gonna go through?
Sheldon: All of them.
& Leonard: Hey. Can we talk?
Penny: We can, but the part of Penny might get cut.
& Leonard: Look, maybe it is a long shot, but sometimes long shots happen. Luke Skywalker was only given one chance to destroy the Death Star. He had to get a torpedo into an exhaust port that was only two meters wide, but with the help of The Force, he... Wow, I can feel you hating me right now.
& Raj: Yeah, maybe talking to people is too hard.
Stuart: We could go over to that department store, practice on the mannequins.
Raj: I don’t know. They’re dressed very stylishly. They’re probably stuck-up.
& Howard: Yeah? Well, I fake my orgasms.
& Penny: It’s not, okay?! I’ve been out here for, like, ten years! I’ve nothing to show for it!
Leonard: Well, you have me.
Penny: You’re right... I do have you. Mm... Let’s get married.
& Penny: Leonard Hofstadter... will you marry me?
Leonard: Um...
& Sheldon: Who’s in the mood to laugh?!
& Sheldon: So, a sandwich, a rabbi and yo mama walk into a bar.
& Stuart: How about those guys on that bench over there? They look pathetic. I bet we could talk to them.
Raj: That’s a mirror.
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