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& Mike: You know how I know an addict is lying? His lips are moving.

& Mike: Well, so what are we talking? Male, female or shemale?

& Roberta: What’s going on back here?
    Neil: What?
    Roberta: All this sweat and schmutz in your tuchus. What is it?
    Neil: It’s from the bike seat.
    Roberta: Well, I can’t take it. It’s disgusting.

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& Dede: I’ve never been just friends with a guy before. It’s so...
    Neil: What?
    Dede: Hot.

& Dede: I love you, big man.
    Neil: I love you, too, small tattooed woman.

& Adam: Dude, you really are Anthony Edwards.
    Neil: Fuck that. I’m George Clooney.

& Phoebe: Turns out, I’m not perfect.
    Adam: No, but you’re pretty fuckin’ awesome.

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