Two and a Half Men 8×10
Alan: Looks great, Berta. What’s your secret?
Berta: I bought it pre-cooked from the back of a truck. I don’t know that I’d trust the stuffing.
& Charlie: I won a bundle at the roulette table betting the color of her underwear.
Alan: Red or black?
Charlie: Double zero.
Alan: .... What color is that?
Charlie: Ass cheeks.
& Charlie: I just had the best three days of my life... Have you ever had a woman give you Japanese rain goggles?
Alan: I’ve never even heard of that.
Charlie: Neither had I until last night, and now I don’t know how I lived without them.
& Charlie: ... Have fun.
Alan: “Have fun”? You gave her the keys to your Mercedes and an unlimited credit card.
Charlie: Yeah, so? That’s fun.
Alan: Can’t you see she’s using you?
Charlie: You should have seen the way she used me last night... In fact, you can.
& Evelyn: I’m sure he can take care of himself.
Alan: I’m not sure. You should see the way she’s sucking him dry.
Evelyn: I should hope so.
Alan: Mom!..
Evelyn: Alan. There’s not much you can do... when a grasping, greedy woman sinks her claws into a vulnerable man.
& Alan: You know what? I’ll just go. Nice to see you, Mr. Pepper.
Mr. Pepper: Mr. Pepper was my father. Just call me “the guy banging your mother.”
Alan: .... I think I’ll stick with Mr. Pepper.
& Charlie: That’s it for me. No more meaningful relationships. I’m gonna stick with the honesty and integrity... of the traditional hooker-john arrangement... Sometimes the old ways are best.
& Berta: I ain’t cleaning that up!
& Alan: You’re a very lucky guy, Charlie.
Charlie: I ran through a plate-glass window and you puked in my piano. How is that lucky?
Alan: You could have bled to death and I could’ve vomited on my suede shoes.
Charlie: Those are my shoes.
Alan: Which is why you’re lucky.
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