Good Grief!

Arrested Development 2×4

& Buster: But why are you doing a coffin trick on Dad’s birthday?
    Gob: Black humor. Say, “Hey, Dad, look at you. You’re... a year older... and a year closer to death.”
    Buster: Oh, yeah, I guess that’s kinda funny.

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& Michael: I think George Michael’s hiding Ann in the attic.
    Lindsay: From who, the Nazis?
    Michael: No, his girlfriend, from me.

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