The Extract Obliteration
Leonard: Don’t worry, this is exactly how you look when you’re dancing in clubs.
& Sheldon: Paradigm-shifting news, gentlemen!
& Raj: I was about to Bollywood this bitch.
& Bernadette: So, I was taking a shower this morning, and when I got out, I started to dry off with what I thought was a towel but turned out to be Howard’s mom’s underwear... I had to take another shower... It wasn’t enough... Nothing will ever be enough.
& Bernadette: Why wouldn’t you tell Leonard?
Penny: Because it’s me going back to school, and he’s gonna be all “you can do it,” and “how can I help?” and “I’m so proud of you.” Ugh!
Amy: You guys have got to be the weirdest couple I know...
Penny: .......... Really? You can’t think of anyone weirder?
Amy: I can, but she’s sitting right there.
& Penny: Spaghetti okay?
Leonard: It’s crunchy.
Penny: Just the way I like it.
Leonard: Yeah, I don’t think the water was really boiling.
& Penny: Maybe later, if you’re lucky, you get to sleep with a college girl.
Leonard: Really? ’Cause I went to four years of college and five years of grad school, that never happened once.
& Raj: I think the next time I have to speak to a call center in India, I’m going to try using an American accent.
Howard: Why?
Raj: Because when I use my regular voice, I feel like I’m making fun of them.
& Leonard: Okay. She writes like she cooks.
& Sheldon: Play. Play. Play. Play. Play.
Leonard: What are you doing?
Sheldon: Trying to use a Jedi mind trick to control Stephen Hawking. Play. Oh... He must be wearing a tinfoil hat or something.
& Leonard: I did a bad thing.
Sheldon: Does it affect me?
Leonard: No.
Sheldon: Then suffer in silence.
& Sheldon: Why does everyone love me except Stephen Hawking?
& Leonard: Is it possible we’re having two different conversations?
Sheldon: How would I know? I’m not listening to you.
& Leonard:
Sheldon: Yeah, I hear you, brother.
Leonard: No! You need to give me some advice.
Sheldon: Fine. Women, huh?
Leonard: No... Specific to my situation!!
Sheldon: Blonde women, huh?
& Leonard: Good morning, sunshine.
Penny: Leonard. It’s 8:00 a.m. It’s like the middle of the night.
& Penny: “An examination of the economic, cultural, and political roots of slavery in the Old South: 1619 to 1865.” What the hell is this?!
Leonard: Don’t ask me. A little elf did it.
Penny: So let me get this straight. You just assumed my paper would be bad so you wrote one for me?
Leonard: No, I assumed it would be good. Then I read it.
Penny: What?!
& Penny: W... You changed every word.
Leonard: That’s not true. Uh... “Slavery.” “1619,” your name at the top... that’s all you.
& Penny: Since you like stories so much, this is not “The Shoemaker and the Elves,” okay? This is, “Give a man a fish, he eats it. Teach a man to fish, he... sells it or something.” Whatever, I don’t know! It’s just a lot better than what you did, you big jerk!
& Sheldon: Stephen Hawking’s a genius and he talks like a robot. It’s everything I’ve ever wanted in a friend.
& Stephen Hawking: Do you like brain teasers?
Sheldon: Oh, I love brain teasers.
Stephen Hawking: What does Sheldon Cooper and a black hole have in common?.. They both suck.
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