Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful
Miss Tuttle: That’s very true.
Charlie: I’d like to do my part. Can I buy you dinner?
& Alan: Look, we’re still legally married. Frankly, I don’t buy the whole gay thing. A gay woman would not fake orgasms for 12 years just to protect my feelings.
& Charlie: Okay. Take off your seat belt.
Alan: Why?
Charlie: Because when I slam on the brakes, I want to watch you go through the windshield.
& Alan: I guess it’s just the two of us.
Judith: Like the old days...
Alan: Yeah. Except this time I’m not a virgin.
& Alan: Oh, God.
Charlie: What?
Alan: It’s from Judith’s lawyers.
Charlie: Really? Good news?
& Charlie: I don’t want to rush you or anything, but have you ever read Lord of the Flies?
& Charlie: Jake, it’s okay to feel sad, I’ve been told. And this is a sad thing.
Jake: My dad’s not sad.
Charlie: Of course he is. He’s just trying to protect you.
Jake: From what?
Charlie: From being sad... Yeah, I know it’s a vicious circle. But the liquor industry is built on it.
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