Misfits 3x0

Vegas, Baby!

& Nathan: I’m loving this new power. Always wanted to be a magician. Like “The Great Nathan-O!” Or “The Great Nathanono!” Wait! “The Great... Nathanonnehu”. Oh fuck it! Who cares when you can do stuff like this?

& Nathan: Tada! ... No? It was supposed to come out of your twat... Oh fuck! That was a $1000 chip... can you feel it?
    Marnie: Nope, not since Nathan Jr. was born.
    Nathan: Well, I’ll get a torch We’ll have a good look later.

& Nathan: Hey, my beautiful boy... Oh Jesus! The kid shits himself more than I do!
    Marnie: Don’t swear in front of Nathan Jr. I do NOT want his firsts words to be “Shit” or “Cunt”.

& Nathan: 11! Here! Money, Money, Money! Thank you and good night.
    Casino’s Guard: You need to come with me, sir.
    Nathan: Well, it’s a lovely offer... And you’re undoubtedly a handsome man... but I’ll be on my way with my winnings.
    Guard: You don’t have any winnings!
    Nathan: 7 and 4! Even I know that adds up... to 11!
    Guard: You don’t get a 7 on a dice...
    Nathan: Are you sure about that?

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& Guard: Your ass is mine.
    Nathan: Wait! Wait! Have you ever seen a man shit a rabbit out of his anus?.. I’m thinking not. Prepare to be amazed, and... disgusted!

& Nathan: Here comes the little fella! Here he comes! Tada! I want to assure you no animals were harmed during this trick, but this little fella need some bath.

& Nathan: Ah, my ass is killing me.

& Nathan: Hello? Barry? It’s Nathan, listen. I’ve only got one phone call and I’m in serious trouble.
    A new guy: Oh, no there is no one called Barry here mate..
    Nathan: Who is this?
    The new guy: I... I’m the new guy.

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