Retreat to Move Forward
Liz: Ugh, no. Don’t make me be your camp friend. I hate those corporate things. Bunch of drunk people talking about synergy.
Jake: First of all, never badmouth synergy.
& Tracy: So how am I lookin’, Dr. Spaceman?
Dr. Leo Spaceman: Well, Tracy, I... I don’t know how to say this. Dee-ay-buh-tees.
Tracy: Diabetes?
Dr. Leo Spaceman: That’s it.
& Tracy: So how bad is diabetes, really?
Dr. Leo Spaceman: It’s quite serious. If left untreated, you could lose a foot.
Tracy: Could I replace it with a wheel, like Rosie from The Jetsons?
Dr. Leo Spaceman: I suppose. But then you’d have to register as a motor vehicle.
& Toofer: You know, there’s a conspiracy theory that, after the civil war, the U.S. government spread false information about diabetes to keep the newly-freed slaves sluggish and docile, which is why, to this date, most African Americans don’t understand that diabetes is caused by sleeping on your back.
& Liz: Sorry! I dropped it when I was pretending it was my penis! Robot-penis.
& Liz: What is that?
Prashant: It’s his psych-up speech.
Liz: He doesn’t know his microphone is on. We gotta tell him.
Prashant: Why would we? When a big one falls, four littlones move up.
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