The Pulled Groin Extrapolation
Raj: Shu-shu-shu.
Howard: Yeah, well, now it means her.
& Sheldon: Which is closer to the new train store in Monrovia, the movie theater or The Cheesecake Factory?
Howard: Neither of them are close.
Sheldon: Oh, well, then I guess it doesn’t matter which one of you drives me. Let’s play a fun guessing game to see who gets to take me. All right, this four-letter word describes either a printer’s type size or a compulsion to eat dirt.
Penny: Okay, I’m not driving him.
Sheldon: Penny, don’t give up, you can get this.
& Amy: You all right, Leonard? You seem very uncomfortable.
Leonard: I-I’m fine.
Amy: Should I go? I’ve been told sometimes I overstay my welcome.
Leonard: Wha... who told you that?
Amy: Well, most recently my gynecologist.
Leonard: Well... you stay as long as you’d like.
Amy: I’m glad to hear you say that, because I’m having a wonderful time. I said the same thing to my gynecologist.
& Bernadette: Raj, take me home!
Howard: Don’t listen to her. Go to the movie theater.
Bernadette: Take me home now!
Howard: Movie theater!
Sheldon: Okay, everybody calm down. There is a simple solution here. Raj, take me to the train store, and then I don’t care what you people do.
& Amy: If it makes you feel any better, the only person who signed my yearbook was my mother.
Leonard: Aw.
Amy: “Dear Amy, self-respect and a hymen are better than friends and fun. Love, Mom.”
& Mom: I DON’T KNOW WHO YOU’RE TALKING TO, BUT IN OR OUT! WE DON’T NEED BUGS!
Howard: The bugs only come here because you’re their queen!
& Howard: Ma, do you mind if Bernadette stays here this weekend?!
Mom: HEY, IF SHE’S WILLING TO GIVE THE MILK AWAY FOR FREE, WHO AM I TO SAY NO?!
Howard: See? She’s good with it.
Mom: FRANKLY, AFTER ALL YOUR SLEEPOVERS WITH THE LITTLE BROWN BOY, A GIRL IS A BIG RELIEF!
& Sheldon: All these years, I’ve been so wrong. The tinier the train, the more concentrated the fun.
& Penny: You’re a brain scientist. Can you explain to me why a brilliant man likes playing with toy trains?
Amy: Not without cutting his head open, no.
& Penny: Oh, sweetie, guests don’t normally wear corsages to a wedding. That’s more of a prom thing.
Amy: I never went to my prom. My mom paid my cousin to take me, but he just used the money to buy drugs.
& Howard: So... dinner went nice...
Bernadette: Yeah. Yeah, I guess... Does your mother always cut your meat for you?
Howard: Only when it’s fatty. Well, don’t be jealous, babe. Someday you’ll get to cut it for me.
& Howard: Hey, Ma, how about a little privacy?!
Mom: OH, I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! HUBBA-HUBBA!
& Amy: Would you like to dance?
Leonard: No, thank you. I’m really not much of a dancer.
Amy: You’re not exactly winning any trophies as a conversationalist, either.
& Leonard: The bride and groom seem happy.
Amy: Why shouldn’t they be? They have a feverish night of socially-approved copulation ahead of them.
& Leonard: Sorry. This wedding just reminds me of my kinda-sorta girlfriend 9,000 miles away.
Amy: I have a kinda-sorta boyfriend who’s playing with a model train right now, you don’t hear me bitching about it.
& Leonard: Okay, fine, what do you suggest?
Amy: We just had a lovely meal, the band... is on fire... and you’re sitting next to a beautiful woman wearing whorish makeup... Why don’t we head out on the dance floor and see if I can sweat through these dress shields.
& Leonard: I did have a great time. Thank you for reminding me it’s okay to have fun once in a while.
Amy: You’re welcome.
Leonard: And also for breaking the head off the ice swan so I could hold it against my pulled groin.
Amy: I excel at spatial reasoning, and I had a hunch that the graceful slope of its neck would cradle your genitals nicely.
& Penny: Oh, God, did he make a move on you?
Amy: No, but it’s only a matter of time. How could I have not seen this coming? Now I’m gonna have to break the little sad sack’s heart.
Penny: Yeah, I’m sure he’ll be okay.
Amy: Oh, Penny, much as I would treasure knowing that the two of us had been defiled by the same man, Leonard just doesn’t get my motor running.
& Penny: Do you want me to talk to Leonard, let him down easy?
Amy: No. I’ll let him have tonight. Then in the morning, I’ll send him an e-mail letting him know this body is never gonna be his wonderland. I mean, frankly, you’ve got a better shot than he does.
& Leonard: I had a lot more fun with Amy than I thought I would.
Sheldon: What exact do you mean by that?
Leonard: Well, it turns out she really knows how to help a guy loosen up and have a good time. Although, truth be told, my groin’s a little worse for wear. Ow! Why did you do that?
Sheldon: To send a message: she is not for you.
Leonard: What?!
Sheldon: Not for you!
& Bernadette: Your mom and I made you breakfast.
Howard: Oh, wow. So you guys are getting along?
Bernadette: Yeah, I guess... We’re very different people, Howard, so communication’s a little tricky.
Mom: DOES HE LIKE THE PANCAKES?!
Bernadette: HE DIDN’T TRY THEM YET!
& Howard: I don’t need any butter.
Bernadette: IF YOU WANT BUTTER, I’LL GET YOU BUTTER.
Howard: Well... I guess I’ll cut these by myself.
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