Camel Filters and Pheremones
Berta: No, it’s Liz Hurley, but I’m holding water.
Charlie: I’m still sleeping here. Could you come back in a little while?
Berta: I could, or you could get your pampered ass out of bed and let me do my demeaning job and get on with my hellish life.
Charlie: Excuse me, Berta, but last time I checked, you work for me. So I’ll get up when I’m good and ready.
Berta: Sorry I had to pull rank on you.
Charlie: Berta, for God’s sake!
Berta: Hey, do you want clean towels? But I’m trying to do something here.
& Charlie: Is something wrong? I mean, beyond the usual demeaning-job hellish-life stuff?
Berta: Do you really want to know?
Charlie: No, but I’m up and my bed’s gone.
Berta: Okay. So I told you about my daughter, right?
Charlie: You have a daughter?
Berta: I have three.
Charlie: Three? Wow. You gotta start learning to say no, little lady.
& Berta: Get out of my way!
Alan: What’s wrong with her?
Charlie: Apparently she has children.
& Jake: Hey, Prudence, I set up my Xbox. You ready to play?
Prudence: Sure.
Berta: Get to work, Prudence!
Prudence: Maybe later, handsome. Stupid old woman.
Jake: Isn’t she wonderful?
Alan: Dear God.
Charlie: Oh, hell.
& Prudence: Are you in a band?
Charlie: No.
Prudence: I used to go out with a bass player. He wrote this beautiful song for me, called 'Dear Prudence.'
Charlie: Yeah, that sounds like something a bass player would do.
& Berta: I gotta do some grocery shopping for your brother. I’ll be back in a little while.
Alan: What about Prudence?
Berta: She’ll be fine. Just keep her out of the liquor cabinet. Don’t do anything stupid or you’ll go to jail.
& Jake: Why would you go to jail?
Alan: Well, that’s kind of complicated.
Jake: And why was Uncle Charlie kissing Rose?
Alan: Well, that was the...
Jake: And what are pherobones?
Alan: That one I know, and it’s pronounced pheromones... Never mind.
& Rose: So, what are we doing tonight, sweetie?
Charlie: Rose, I really appreciate your help, but you don’t have to pretend to be my girlfriend anymore.
Rose: Oh, no. Are you pretending to break up with me?
& Charlie: 2:00 in the morning. This better be God... Oh, God!
& Charlie: Look, Prudence, this just can’t happen. I mean, you’re very nice and pretty, but in prison, so am I...
& Alan: Sit down a minute, Jake, okay?
Jake: Did I do something wrong?
Alan: No. We just want to talk.
Jake: Okay. What do you want to talk about?
Alan: Well, you know how I’ve always told you that you should always tell your parents the truth, no matter what?
Charlie: Well, forget it.
& Alan: Jake, it’s just that... We’re just saying a lot of things happened here this weekend, and it’s not really necessary that your mother know about them.
Jake: So you want me to lie?
Alan: No, it’s not really lying. When a boy becomes a man... and that’s what you’re becoming... Right, Charlie?
Charlie: Oh, yeah, a man.
Alan: He has to start protecting the women in his life from certain things.
Jake: Like the truth.
Alan: Do you understand?
Jake: I think so. You don’t want Mom to know about Prudence and her boyfriend and everything.
& Judith: You ready to go, sweetheart?
Jake: Yep.
Judith: How was your weekend?
Jake: Uncle Charlie says I don’t have to tell you.
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