Charity Case
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# and destroy
# then rebuild
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# destroy
# then rebuild
# and destroy
& Chi: Why am I watching you cut your hair?
House: If I do it at home, I’m the one who has to clean it up.
& House: New life, new look.
& Chi: You can’t afford a team.
House: Adams is free. And I’m referring both to her availability and her price tag. New girl, meet newer girl, and vice versa.
& Adams: You said we were meeting for coffee...
House: Well, when someone asks if you want coffee, they obviously don’t just mean coffee. Wait... did you think I was referring to sex? Would you shut the blinds on your way out?
& Chi: I don’t think we actually have much of a case. I think it’s just dehydration.
House: What happened the last time another doctor told you I was wrong about a case?
Adams: I lost my job.
House: You saved a life.
& Benjamin: I started with 10 million, and I couldn’t think of a reason not to give 20. Or 40. I figure I could live off $25,000 a year. One-room apartment. Bus pass, thrift stores. Bare necessities... I still have my software company.And when I make more, I’ll give that way too.
& Chi: He’s nuts.
Adams: He’s generous.
& Adams: That’s good. Not sick.
Chi: That’s naive and sick.
& Foreman: What’s your evil plan?
& Chi: There is a symptom... Extreme altruism.
& Thirteen: I’m not coming back, House.
House: Technically, you’re back right now.
Thirteen: I need you to stop calling me. First 17 messages were cute, but...
& Thirteen: Please stop calling me.
House: ... No. You showed up to tell me that you don’t want to hear from me. That’s a mixed signal. I will choose to listen to your actions rather than your words. They’re more honest.
& House: Wow. I am an opportunistic ex-con who just gave you a two-minute sob story as step three in my master plan, and you’ve offered me $1 million. Which is step 17.
Benjamin: Is that bad?
House: Ethics are not my strong suit.
& Thirteen: Look, I thought about what you said, and I realized you were right.
House: Great. See you tomorrow morning.
Thirteen: No, you won’t.
House: Afternoon? I can’t think of another interpretation.
& Thirteen: You were actually a friend to me when I needed it. I don’t wanna come back to work for you. But I was wrong to try to push you out of my life.
House: Everything has gone blue. That’s not supposed to happen, right?
& Adams: Can you do me a favor?
Chi: A favor? You want me to return these? Give them to someone? Wear them while you masturbate?
& Chi: You do know I punched the last person that pissed me off?
Adams: Was it Santa?
& Wilson: Perfectly logical.
House: People with mental deficiency can be logical. Just like sane people can be illogical.
& House: You were right. Counts for nothing if you can’t defend it.
& Thirteen: Foreman’s gonna need a diagnostician. This guy is crazy.
& House: You know, the “down” vibe in here is totally ruining my Charlie’s Angels fantasy. And that haircut isn’t helping, either.
& House: Now, what else?.. Well, if there’s nothing better than possible, then possible gets upgraded to probable.
& Thirteen: I have the skills to help people. Is it okay for me to walk away from that because I... want to just have fun?
House: Obviously not.
& Benjamin: I love my family. I want to be with them. That doesn’t make me a bad person.
House: No. It makes you a healthy person.
& Chi: That’s $4,500.
Adams: Smile and say thank you. Or I get you G.P.S.
Chi: You win... Thank you.
& Chi: Your car is getting fixed. You’re right. She went for it.
House: Good work. Need a lift tomorrow? ’Cause your car is still in the shop.
Chi: I don’t take charity.
& House: Nothing is ever over.
& Thirteen: Bye, House.
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