The Wiggly* Finger Catalyst
Leonard: With Dungeons & Dragons dice?
Sheldon: Yes. From here on in, I’ve decided to make all trivial decisions with a throw of the dice, thus freeing up my mind do what it does best... enlighten and amaze.
& Raj: I was so smooth on that date.
Howard: You? I made you smooth! You were an idiot.
Raj: Whatever, dude. She kissed me.
Howard: It might’ve been on your lips, but it was my kiss.
Raj: Oh, fine. Let’s agree she kissed both of us.
& Penny: She wouldn’t do something like that. She’s deaf.
Leonard: Deaf women can’t be gold diggers?
Penny: Handicapped people are nice, Leonard. Everyone knows that.
& Sheldon: I actually have information about Raj that would be helpful with this discussion.
Leonard: Could you tell us?
Sheldon: Let’s see. Snake eyes. Sorry, bud.
Penny: Wait, hang on. Doubles. Roll again.
Sheldon: Okay... get this.
& Sheldon: It doesn’t matter if he’s showering her with gifts, because the Koothrappalis are vastly wealthy.
Penny: What do you mean “vastly wealthy”?
Sheldon: Well, “wealthy” means a lot of money. “Vastly” means even more. I’m not sure what’s tripping you up.
& Penny: You’re engaged to my friend!
Howard: Hey, Bernadette doesn’t mind where I get my motor running, as long as I park in the right garage.
& Raj: Oh, Penny, I hurt so bad.
Penny: I know, I know.
Raj: Sometimes I put the TV on mute just to pretend she’s still with me. But I can’t watch the closed captioning without crying.
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Wiggly = To move back and forth with quick irregular motions
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