Two and a Half Men 1x6

Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

& Jake: How come you don’t want to talk to your mom?
    Charlie: I’ll tell you all about that when you are old enough to drink.

& You are writing him a check? What kind of gift is that?
    Evelyn: You told me he likes transformer toys. This check transforms into any toy he wants.
    Jake: Thanks, Grandma!
    Evelyn: Is that all? Don’t I get a hug?.. Your grandma loves you so much. Grandma’s got to go to work. Nobody just gives her checks.

& Jake: Hi, Grandma.
    Evelyn: And look, you brought Jake to meet my new beau*. Come here, sweetheart. Now, tonight you and I are going to play a game. And the name of the game is, “Don’t call me Grandma.”
    Jake: What kind of game is that?
    Evelyn: It’s a fun game, honey. It only has one rule. You have to call me Evelyn.

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& Olivia: You said I was very special to you.
    Charlie: You were.
    Olivia: Yeah, me and three other women.
    Charlie: I said you were special, not unique.

& Alan: Charlie, I think we have got a bigger problem. Our mother is missing.
    Charlie: Don’t try to cheer me up.
    Alan: I am serious. I called her home, her car, her cell, nothing.
    Charlie: Did you check with the captain of the flying monkeys?

& Alan: Why don’t you go out and talk to Grandma?
    Jake: Why?
    Alan: Because she’s a little lonely.
    Jake: She’s your mom.
    Alan: Don’t sass* me. Go talk to Grandma.

--- Dict:
beau — кавалер; поклонник
sass — пререкаться

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