3 by 3

Inside No. 9 (8×5)

Lee Mack: I'm Lee Mack, and welcome to 3 By 3, the brand-new quiz show that gives three teams of three people three chances to win a big-money prize.

Lee Mack: Threesome number one, will you please introduce each other?

Lee Mack: So, Niall, it's not often you hear this on a BBC quiz show-- what makes you a threesome?

Lee Mack: It is time for the Oakwoods. Who came up with that imaginative team name?
Margaret: No, it wasn't.
Lee Mack: It was you, was it, Margaret? Don't worry about it. My mum and dad had nine months to come up with a name, and all they could come up with was Lee.

Lee Mack: The burden is on you, Catherine. Do you want to bring back Mum? Do you want to bring back Dad? You can bring back both, of course. But that would completely wipe out your kitty, which is something the vet once said to me. It's a very sad story. Don't ask. So, what do you want to do?

Lee Mack: What are you thinking, Catherine?
Catherine: That I wish I'd picked Dad.

Margaret: This is more your cup of tea.
Lee Mack: You're not a fan of the Arctic Monkeys, Margaret?
Margaret: No. It sounds like a research project I was once involved in.

Lee Mack: Tracy Lauren Marrow is better known as which US rapper?
Margaret: Fur Q.
Lee Mack: Sorry?
Margaret: I think the answer is Fur Q. F-U-R-Q. Final answer.
Lee Mack: Fur Q?

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