Two and a Half Men 9×6
Walden: Yeah, fine. Why?
Jake: Your junk’s all over the couch, dude.
Walden: Yeah, so? It’s my house, my couch, my junk.
Alan: Fair point.
& Walden: Of course, I was hoping she’d change her mind. But if I had hope in one hand and poop in the other, guess which hand would be full?
Jake: The poop hand?
Walden: Bingo.
Jake: Yes!
& Jake: Dad?
Alan: Yeah?
Jake: Please tell me I’m not done growing.
& Alan: Geez, being a parasitic leech is exhausting.
& Walden: Is that it? Am I cured?
Dr. Freeman: Well, “cured” is one of those laymen’s terms that we psychiatrists try to avoid. It hurts repeat business.
& Alan: I think you handled that very well, seeing Bridget with another guy.
Walden: Another guy? She’s dating Conan the Humanitarian!
& Alan: It’s like evolution, you know? He is to you as you are to me as I am to a howler monkey.
Walden: That doesn’t make me feel better.
Alan: How do you think it makes me feel?
& Walden: I’m sorry about kissing you.
Alan: No, it’s all right. If a man’s gonna kiss me, I prefer he looks like the Son of God.
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