People Who Love Peepholes

Two and a Half Men 9×2

& Berta: I could bite that ass like an apple.

& Walden: I don’t know if I can be happy anywhere without my wife.
    Alan: Oh, come on, you’re young, you’re rich, and you’ve got a face that gives women an erection.

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& Walden: I got to talk Bridget into taking me back.
    Alan: Oh, no. No, no, bad idea. When a woman says she doesn’t want you, begging does not help. And I say this having spent more time on my knees than any straight man in America.

& Bridget: God, Walden, what is wrong with you?
    Walden: Well, if loving you is wrong, then... I am wrong.

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