The Indecision Amalgamation

The Big Bang Theory 7×19

& Sheldon: I feel like I’ve got a fish tank in my pelvis.
    Leonard: So go to the bathroom.
    Sheldon: I can’t.
    Leonard: Why not?
    Sheldon: Because I’m trying to decide between getting an Xbox One or a PS4. Oh, “pee.” Why’d I say that?

& Leonard: Forgive me for asking a stupid question, but why are you being stupid?

& Penny: ...Next time I get pulled over for a speeding ticket, here come the waterworks.
    Sheldon: Here come the waterworks!
    Leonard: .... Aren’t you gonna ask?
    Penny: What is this, my first day?

& Emily: If it makes you feel any better, you’re not the weirdest guy I’ve met off the Internet.
    Raj: Well, give me a chance— you don’t even know me.
    Emily: All right, here’s your chance...
    Raj: Wha... Really?! Thank you! Fate has given me a rare second chance, and I swear to Vishnu I’m not gonna blow it. Or... normal words followed by a charming smile.

& Sheldon: So, first there was PlayStation— aka PS1— then PS2, PS3 and now PS4. And that makes sense. You’d think after Xbox, there’d be Xbox 2. But no, next came Xbox 360. Hmm? And now, after 360, comes Xbox One. Why “One”? Maybe that’s how many seconds of thought they put into naming it...

& Penny: Okay, it’s not me, right? This script is terrible.
    Leonard: Yeah... I had higher hopes for a movie called Serial Ape-ist 2: Monkey See, Monkey Kill.

& Raj: And if it’s a clear night, I’m gonna lay some romantic astronomy on her...
    Penny: Okay, like what? Show me.
    Raj: I can’t do that to Leonard. This is some powerful panty-dropping stuff.

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& Raj: Penny, two of the brightest stars in the night sky are Altair and Vega. And it is said they were deeply in love but forever separated by the celestial river of the Milky Way...
    Penny: Oh, that’s sad.
    Raj: It is. But once a year, on the seventh day of the seventh month, Vega cries so hard that all the magpies in the world fly up and create a bridge with their wings so the two lovers can be together for a single night of passion.
    Penny: ..... Wow!

& Sheldon: Quick poll: PS4 or Xbox One? Raj.
    Raj: Uh, Xbox One.
    Sheldon: Penny.
    Penny: Huh?
    Sheldon: Leonard.
    Leonard: PS4.
    Sheldon: Wolowitz.
    Howard: Both great.
    Sheldon: Bernadette.
    Bernadette: I like the Wii.

& Raj: I can’t date two women at once. Zero women— that’s my sweet spot.

& Sheldon: ...I also was certain that HD DVD would win out over Blu-ray.
    Amy: How old were you then?
    Sheldon: Old enough to know better. You know, and now that I think about it, I stood in front of a case of iPods and I bought a Zune.
    Amy: What’s a Zune?
    Sheldon: Yeah, exactly! It’s an MP3 player brought to us by the makers of Xbox.

& Sheldon: On the one hand, the Xbox One has a better camera... but the PS4 has a removable hard drive. Thoughts?

& Wil Wheaton: Penny?! We’re working together! Awesome!!!

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