A Giant Cat Holding a Churro

Two and a Half Men 9×5

& Walden: I’m so glad I learned to bake.
    Berta: I’m so glad I’m baked.

& Alan: Well, I have done something incredibly stupid.
    Berta: Whatever you do, don’t say “what?”!
    Walden: What?

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& Alan: Was that Lyndsey?
    Walden: Yeah. I told her you were not here.
    Alan: I was not here because you threw me off the deck.
    Walden: No, I threw you off the deck so you would not be here.
    Alan: Wouldn’t it have been easier to just skip the throwing and tell her I’m not here?
    Walden: ... Next time.

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