Silicon Valley 1×2
Erlich: Of course he does, Richard. Let me explain something to you... Your whole life you’ve been an ugly chick but now suddenly you’re a hot chick, with big tits and small nipples. So guys like that are gonna keep coming around. Don’t be a slut, Richard.
& Erlich: Dinesh, change the lighting to something erotic because it’s about to get pretty fucking erotic in here.
Dinesh: License to kill-9. IB action-dot-erotica.
& Mochacino: God, I hate Palo Alto!
& Gilfoyle: What’s your excuse?
Dinesh: ... The idea of getting an erection around men I live and work with, it’s just not something I can handle. The idea that I have a boner and you have a boner and he has a boner and we’re all sitting there with boners in our pants...
& Mochacino: So what do you guys do here?
Big Head: Oh, we’re mostly working on a lossless compression algorithm.
Mochacino: A what?!
Big Head: It makes files smaller.
& Erlich: Richie, pay the lady.
Richard: What? Why... Why should I pay her? I didn’t hire her. I didn’t even get a lap dance.
Erlich: This is a company party and you’re the CEO. So pony up.
& Richard: He was kind of being an asshole back there.
Erlich: Yeah, that’s why he’s a billionaire. ’Cause he knows how and when to be an asshole.
& Richard: Now you’re being an asshole.
Erlich: You say that like it’s a bad thing. Richard, if you’re not an asshole, it creates this kind of asshole vacuum and that void is filled by other assholes...
& Erlich: You need to completely change who you are, Richard. A complete teutonic shift has to happen.
Richard: Tectonic.
Erlich: What?
Richard: A “tectonic” shift is the earth’s crust moving around. “Teutonic”, which is what you just said, is an ancient Germanic tribe that fought the Romans... They were originally from Scandinavia...
Erlich: Stop it! Stop it. You’re being a complete tool right now. I need you to be a complete asshole. Do you understand the difference?
& Richard: Erlich, I have 48 hours. Are you going to help me with this business plan or not?
Erlich: I believe in you, Richard. That’s why I’m not.
& Gavin: Audious, play John Lennon’s “Imagine.”
Audious: Cueing, John Wayne in a mansion. Not found.
Gavin: Fuck! Fuck!
Audious: Invalid command.
& Dinesh: Listen, we all love Big Head. But, the truth is he’s not as good of a coder as I am, not as good at system architecture as Gilfoyle, not as good at being a prick as you, no offense.
Gilfoyle: He’s a lightweight at everything.
Dinesh: Brings nothing to the table. ...
Gilfoyle: But he’s a great guy.
Dinesh: Great guy. But useless.
& Jared: The camaraderie is quite apparent. But Peter Gregory demanded a lean, ruthless business plan. And I don’t think that the CEO of Microsoft has a paid best friend.
Big Head: Sergey Brin does. Larry doesn’t do shit.
Richard: See?
& Big Head: I just wanted to work with computers and get paid for it. I didn’t want end up fighting with my roommates over percentage points.
& Erlich: Richard, stop being a fucking pussy and start being an asshole.
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