Glee 1x4

Preggers*

Season 1, Episode 4

& Tina: Kurt's on the football team now.
    Brit: He's the kicker. That's the smallest guy on the field, right?
    Kurt: Yeah. Ye... Brit and Tina were just helping me with some conditioning work.
    Kurt's Dad: Hmm. Really? You know, I played in J.C. before I busted up my knee... poppin' wheelies on my dirt bike.
    Kurt: Cool. I guess we'll have something to talk about then.
    Kurt's Dad: So one of you two his girlfriend?
    Kurt: But I'm not ready to be exclusive just yet.


& Kurt's Dad: All right, just keep the music down. I can't hear myself think up there.


& Terri: The doctor said it's a hysterical pregnancy. I can't tell Will. I can't. He already has one foot out the door. This baby's the only reason he's still here.     Kendra: What do you think he's gonna do when he finds out you lied?
    Terri: Oh, God, I don't know. I gotta tell him the truth. I've gotta tell him, and I've gotta deal with the consequences.
    Kendra: Are you insane?
    Terri: What?
    Kendra: Dishonesty is food to a marriage. It will die without it.

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& Kurt: Finn? I needed to ask you something...
    Finn: Thanks, but I already have a date to the prom. But I'm flattered*. I know how important dances are to teen gays.


& Sandy: It is so wonderful to finally have some Sandy's time... I have my bridge game on Fridays. Saturdays, I am fully committed at the local cat rescue.
    Sue: Sandy. Let's cut the crap.
    Sandy: I'm living in a cocoon of horror. Yesterday I ate nine cans of aerosol whipped cream.


& Ken: You're up, kid. You make this, and we win. You make this, and you die a legend.
    Kurt: Can I pee first?



--Dict:
Preggers — беременная
flattered — польщен


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