Glee 1x2

Showmance

Season 1, Episode 2

& Will Schuester: Baby, I have some bad news.
   Terri Schuester: A wealthy relative died?


& Jacob Ben Israel: I think I'm gonna kill myself. I'm serious. We're bombarded with sexual imagery every day... Beer ads, those short skirts. I'm supposed to be surrounded by temptation*... Not be able to do anything about it.
   Noah: Are you kidding? Those skirts are crunchy toast. Santana Lopez bent over in hers the other day... and I swear I could see her ovaries*.


& Quinn Fabray: God bless the perv that invented these. Remember the power motto, girls.
   [All Together]: It's all about the teasing*, and not about the pleasing.

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& Rachel: Did you know that most studies have demonstrated that celibacy doesn't work in high schools? Our hormones are driving us too crazy to abstain*. The second we start telling ourselves that there's no room for compromise, we act out. The only way to deal with teen sexuality is to be prepared. That's what contraception is for.
   Quinn: Don't you dare mention the "C" word!
   Rachel: You want to know a dirty little secret... that none of them want you to know? Girls want sex just as much as guys do.
   Jacob: I-Is that accurate?


& Principal Figgins: I took the liberty of calling my pastor to provide a list of family-friendly songs that reflect our community's values. Your kids can only perform these preapproved musical selections.
   Will: But all these songs have either "Jesus" or "balloons" in the title...
   Principal: But there are also songs about the circus.



--Dict:
temptation — искушение; соблазн
ovaries — яичники
teasing — дразнить
abstain — воздерживаться


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