16 дек. 2010 г.

Easy A (1/2)

& Olive Penderghast: Let me just begin by saying that there are two sides to every story. And this is my side, the right one.


& Mr. Griffith: Rhiannon, Olive, go hit the books. They don't hit back. Also, hugs not drugs. Mess with the bull, get the horns. And any other cliches you can come up with.


& Rhiannon: You liar. You totally lost your V-card to him.
   Olive: No, I didn't.
   Rhiannon: Yes, you did. Tell me everything.
   Olive: Rhi, I'm not that kind of girl.
   Rhiannon: The kind that does it, or the kind that does it... and doesn't have the lady balls to tell her friend?


& Marianne: Listen, I'm not the one that you have to answer to for your depraved behavior. There's a higher power that will judge you for your indecency.
   Olive: Tom Cruise?
   Marianne: I hope for your sake that God has a sense of humor.
   Olive: Oh, I have 17 years' worth of anecdotal proof he does.


& Marianne: You've made your bed... I just hope for your sake that you've cleaned the sheets.


& Olive: Ironically, we were studying The Scarlet Letter. Now, isn't that always the way? The books you read in class always have some strong connection with whatever angsty* adolescent* drama is going on. Except for Huckleberry Finn. I don't know any teenage boys... who have ever run away with a big, hulking* black guy.


& Olive: Maybe that whole stuck-up*, Jesus-freak thing is an act. You know?
   Brandon: No, I think she's just a stuck-up Jesus freak. And there are some of us who are just trying to blend in to the crowd.
   Olive: Well, then you've gotta do everything you can to blend in or... decide not to care.
   Brandon: I can't decide if you're a genius or a lunatic.
   Olive: Well, don't they sort of go hand in hand?


& Olive: No! No, no... Absolutely not.
   Brandon: Think about it. Think about it. We could help each other out.
   Olive: No.
   Brandon: You wanna maintain this floozy* facade. I don't wanna get pushed into shit every day. It's a win-win-win.
   Olive: How do you know I like being thought of as a floozy?
   Brandon: Because at least you're being thought of. Just one good imaginary bonk*.
   Olive: You are on crack. All right? And not the good kind.
   Brandon: It doesn't have to be a bonk. It could be an imaginary butterbean, lemon squeeze...
   Olive: I don't know what any of that means.
   Brandon: That's because you're a virgin.


& Olive: What the hell is a lemon squeeze?
   Brandon: It's like a backwards melon bag.
   Olive: How don't I know any of this?..


& Olive: Listen, here's the sitch, Melody Bostic. Brandon was just in the middle of telling me this really funny thing... which is really funny. And I was wondering if there's, like, a room where we could go... where he could finish telling me that thing that's funny... if you know what I mean.


& — This guy, he's gay, no?
   — I think he's gay.




--Dict:
angsty = the feeling of not being understood by anyone and that the person is alone in the world
adolescent — подростковый; пубертатный
hulking — неповоротливый; неуклюжий; громадный
stuck-up — заносчивый; самодовольный; высокомерный
floozy — шлюха; бабенка
bonk — трахаться


Easy A

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