The War with Grandpa (2020)

Store Manager: Can I help you, sir?
Ed: You can help me find Maria.
Store Manager: Oh, Maria's gone. We're completely self-checkout now. Much faster. Much more efficient. I think you'll like it.
Ed: So, are the prices gonna be lower because I'm doing all the work now?
Store Manager: We have everyday low prices here, sir--

Ed: Fish and relatives stink after three days.

Secret Warrior: "People who steal other people's rooms should not sleep well."

Ed: You really want a war? Because, you know, I've been in one. And it's not like video games. Even if you win, everybody gets hurt.

Ed: So, what are the rules of engagement?
Peter: The what?
Ed: Rules of engagement. What's allowed and not allowed.
Peter: You don't have rules in a war.
Ed: Oh, yes, you do. "Rule number one... No collateral damage to civilians or their property." That means it can't affect your parents or your sisters.
Peter: Agreed.
Ed: "Rule number two... No telling." This is man-to-man, just between me and you. No ratting the other guy out.
Peter: Agreed.
Ed: Okay. Sign.

Ed: This will never be spoken of.
Arthur: No idea what you're talking about.

Ed: Don't start nothing, won't be nothing.

Ed: That's what I've been trying to tell you when this all started. War is no game, Peter. Only kids and fools and generals think that. War hurts. War wounds and kills and causes misery.

Peter: Is he gonna be okay?
Sally: He'll be fine. You and Mia, on the other hand, that's a different story.
Arthur: You're both chor-rounded for the next six months.
Mia: Chor-rounded? What does that even mean?
Arthur: Chores plus grounded, times six months.

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