On the Rocks (2020)

Felix: And remember, don't give your heart to any boys. You're mine. Until you get married. Then you're still mine.

Felix: You know what's interesting? Back when humans walked on all fours, it was the sight of the female haunches that excited them. So that when we finally stood up on two legs, it was the women with the rounded breasts that mirrored the haunches that were most exciting to the males. So, they made babies with them, and eventually, that shape evolved into what is our modern female.
Laura: Ah. Wow.
Felix: And men were attracted to adolescent females because they were easier to catch, therefore ultimately easier to mate. And slowly over time, these qualities... small size... smooth skin... high voice... little or no beard... evolved into the qualities most desired today.
Laura: So they prefer no beard? Good to know.

Felix: Did I tell you I got a new assistant? Few days.
Laura: Oh. That's good.
Felix: You know what's great about her? She doesn't talk. She just listens.

Felix: The celebration of the date of one's birth was originally a pagan tradition. Historically, Christians didn't celebrate for that very reason. Now, we're past that, aren't we?

Laura: Can any man be monogamous?v Felix: Monogamy and marriage are based on the concept of property.
Musto: I've been married for 20 years.
Laura: See?
Felix: Women, you can't live with 'em, you can't live without 'em. That doesn't mean you have to live with 'em.

Felix: Women are like flowers. They're all beautiful at any age. Even dried flowers. You know... I don't know why women get plastic surgery.
Laura: Because of men like you.
Felix: Mm-mmm. I prefer the factory original.
Laura: Yeah, and every other make and model.
Felix: Thank you. I'm gonna take that as a compliment.

Felix: Why is he at Soho House?.. So many great clubs in New York, architecturally. Knickerbocker. The readings alone at the Knickerbocker... please.

Laura: Can a man ever be satisfied with one woman?
Felix: Come on. That's hardwiring. Keeping the species alive. I mean, the woman passes through an emotional filter. Man doesn't pass through the emotional part. It goes directly from the eyes to the ass.
Laura: And it's just that simple?

Laura: It must be very nice to be you.
Felix: I wouldn't have it any other way.

Felix: All right, I wanna show you something special. But you have to walk backwards so no one knows we're leaving.

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