The One with the Dirty Girl

Friends 4×6

Monica: Probably the only time I'll say this... but did you see the ass on her?
Chandler: What did you? When did you? How did you? How did you get a girl like that?

Phoebe: Wow, what is with all the negativity? You sound like "Moni-can't," not "Moni-can"! Moni-ca.

Phoebe: You've been playing around with this catering for years. Do you want to be a caterer?
Monica: I don't know...
Phoebe: There you go! That's the spirit! If you need money, I will lend you money. Just get moving!
Monica: Really? I'd need $500 for all the food and supplies.
Phoebe: It's worth it if it'll get you moving. You haven't worked in months!
Monica: Neither have you.
Phoebe: Yes, but I'm doing this.

Joey: So you just left? Her place was really that bad?
Ross: You throw your jacket on a chair at the end of the day?.. Like that, only instead of a chair, it's a pile of garbage. And instead of a jacket, it's a pile of garbage. And instead of the end of the day, it's the end of time... and garbage is all that has survived.

Joey: You want to see her again?
Ross: Yeah.
Joey: So you're going to have to do it in the mess!
Ross: Yeah, okay. You're right. I mean, uh, who cares about a little sloppiness?
Joey: Yeah.
Ross: It's endearing, really.
Joey: All right! Now you go get that beautiful pig!

Monica: We should be catering partners. You're not working now, and we have a great time together.
Phoebe: Okay.
Monica: I cook and you take care of the money.
Phoebe: Oh! It'll be like I have a wife in the '50s!

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