Crazy Ex-Girlfriend 2×8
& Paula: ...you know, Scott used to do a lot of stuff around the house. I mean... the-the morning rush used to be like an Olympic event and now it’s just... it’s gonna be like The Hunger Games. It’s, like, just gonna be like a... dystopian nightmare, just children just fighting for food, trying to kill each other.
& Rebecca: I’m sorry. Okay, I’ll say it first because I should. I was more wrong. I was the more wronger one... That’s horrible grammar. Do not emulate that grammar.
& Rebecca: I’m Mr. Mom, which means I’m a dad, which means fun stuff.
Tommy: Great, I’d like to try smoking and beer. Oh, and I’d like to see naked boobs. They don’t have to be yours, though.
& Rebecca: Oh, and also, um, FYI, boobs are really just sacks of yellow fat, so... not worth the whole obsession.
Tommy: Ew.
& Rebecca: I made mistakes, you made mistakes, you made some other more mistakes. It-it... we’re human.
& Rebecca: So let’s put it this way. Pornography is to sex, as superhero movies are to seventh grade. Do you get what I’m saying?
Tommy: .... Yeah, you’re saying that seventh grade is going to be awesome.
& Waitress: Waitress: Soju?
Rebecca: Excuse me?!
Waitress: Soju?
Rebecca: So Jew?! Okay. Sieg Heil, bitch!
& Rebecca: Oh, look, the sign’s grammatically correct. Spiders’.
Waitress: No, actually, Mr. Spiders went into business with his brother, Dr. Spiders. So, it’s actually Spiderseses.
Rebecca: Actually, that’s a common misconception about how plural possessive works, but nice try, Himmler.
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