Queen B.

Arrested Development 4×10

& Narrator: It was one of the so-called country club prisons... that had become popular after the Enron debacle.

& Receptionist: Also, if you’re sexually assaulted by a guard...
    Lucille: A $20 gratuity is appreciated?
    Receptionist: No, but press seven on your phone. If you go through the front desk, it’ll take forever.

& Mrs. Oh: You play mahjong before?
    Lucille: Our beach club used to have a Jewish Day.

& Lucille: There’s always a way to get what you want...

& Lucille: Who better than the Chinese to help us build a wall, right?
    George Sr.: So the Chinese will own a piece of the wall between U.S. and Mexico?
    Lucille: They’ll own all of it, but they’ll make us very rich in the process.

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& Lucille: She said you’re fat. That’s what you said, right? Or does that mean something different in Chinese?
    Noh: No, it means «fat.»

& Tobias: Perhaps that’s why they call this place Au-stare-ity.... No? Au-stare-i...

& Lucille: George Maharis. George— that’s your brother’s name. George Oscar Bluth.
    Michael: Yes, uh, George is Gob’s first name, yep.

& Gene Parmesan: I rely on these babies right here— the old binocs. Let’s see if we can’t find this target... You know, the great thing about these is, there’s no software to update...

& Lucille: Hello, Oscar. You should get an Oscar for your portrayal of George in «Screw the Oblivious Sister-in-law.»

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