Spock, Kirk, and Testicular Hernia

Young Sheldon 1×9

Young Sheldon: ... That's humorous, because Spock is half human and half Vulcan. But he's ashamed of his human side. That's why I identify with him.

Meemaw: I gravitate a little more towards Kirk.
Young Sheldon: Why?
Meemaw: Be-cause... everything he says... he makes sound so im-portant.
Young Sheldon: I should hope so... He's the captain.

Georgie: What do you see when you close your eyes?
Young Sheldon: I see quadrant one as red, quadrant two is soft and plush... quadrant three smells like lavender, and quadrant four is overlaid with a Fibonacci spiral.
Georgie: That's really weird.
Young Sheldon: No. What's really weird is doing simple algebra and thinking about a girl in a bikini.

Meemaw: I drank when I was pregnant with you. You turned out fine. These days everybody's like, "Don't drink, don't smoke." I swear. Texas is turning into California.

Young Sheldon: He wouldn't do that. When you cheat in school, you only cheat yourself.
Tam: Where'd you get that?
Young Sheldon: An inspirational poster outside the boys' room.

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Young Sheldon: But what about the truth?
Georgie: What about it?
Young Sheldon: It's supposed to set us free.
Georgie: Who told you that?
Young Sheldon: The Bible.
Georgie: Since when do you care about what's in the Bible?
Young Sheldon: When it helps me win an argument.

Young Sheldon: Have you been reading the Word of the Day calendar I gave you for your birthday?
Meemaw: Indubitably.

Young Sheldon: Do you think a Spock could become a Kirk?
Meemaw: Well, in my experience, most people stay the miserable bastards they are their whole entire life. But... I have seen some folks change.

Georgie: Okay, when you're telling a lie, it's important to throw in some details...

Sheldon: I don't know if other supervillains started their careers by getting out of P.E., but that's where I began...

Mary: Don't be proud of him!
George: Can't help it. First time he ever seemed like my kid.

Mary: Do you have any idea what's gotten into him?
Meemaw: I might.
Mary: Well?
Meemaw: Have you ever heard of... Mobokachi Kaboom? Wait. Koshimaki Magoo. Wait a minute, I'm gonna get this...

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Hell or High Water

Old Man: You boys robbing the bank?
Tanner: Shut up!
Old Man: That's crazy. Y'all ain't even Mexicans.

Toby: You never understood that fighting back makes the beating last longer.
Tanner: No, I understood. That's why I stopped fighting and shot that son of a bitch.

Marcus Hamilton: So they bopped you in the snozzola, huh?.. Not very nice.

Marcus Hamilton: I know their faces was covered, but could you tell their race? Black, white?
Elsie: Their skin or their souls?
Marcus Hamilton: Let's leave their souls out of this for now.

Cowboy: 21st century, I'm racing a fire to the river with a herd of cattle. And I wonder why my kids won't do this shit for a living.

Marcus Hamilton: How old?
Natalie: I don't know cars, mister.
Marcus Hamilton: Well, was it a nice car, an okay car, or a real piece of shit?

Alberto Parker: You know I'm part Mexican, too.
Marcus Hamilton: Yeah, well, I'm gonna get to that when I'm through with the Indian insults, but it's gonna be a while.

Tanner: You Comanche?... Lords of the Plains.
Bear: Lords of Nothing now.

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Bear: Do you know what Comanche means?... It means enemies forever.
Tanner: Enemies with who?
Bear: Everyone.
Tanner: You know what that makes me?
Bear: An enemy.
Tanner: No. It makes me a Comanche.

Alberto Parker: Ain't you Christian?
Marcus Hamilton: Yeah, but I ain't stupid. God doesn't talk through this man any more than he talks through my dog.

Alberto Parker: Just when I was starting to feel sorry for you...
Marcus Hamilton: Indians ain't supposed to feel sorry for cowboys. It's the other way around.

Billy Rayburn: That's just so arrogant, it makes my teeth hurt. To see you boys... pay those bastards back with their own money? Well, if that ain't Texan, I don't know what is.

Billy Rayburn: The trust needs to be managed by a bank. You really wanna cover your tracks? You get Texas Midland to handle this trust.

Marcus Hamilton: Howdy, ma'am. How you doing today?
T-Bone Waitress: Hot, and I don't mean the good kind. So, what don't you want?

Lord of the Plains... That's me.

Marcus Hamilton: This was smart. This was you.

Toby: I've been poor my whole life. So were my parents, their parents before them. It's like a disease... passing from generation to generation, becomes a sickness. That's what it is. Infects every person you know...

Marcus Hamilton: The things we do for our kids, huh?...

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The Matrimonial Metric

The Big Bang Theory 11×12

Sheldon: I don't know how I feel about all this baby-proofing. If Halley can't teach herself to walk down the stairs, then maybe that's nature's way of saying the Wolowitz line ends here.

Amy: How are we gonna make these decisions without anybody getting upset?
Sheldon: Well, what if we take emotion out of the process, and base it on empirical metrics? Then we aren't really making the decision; the data is.
Amy: So... we can hurt our friends' feelings without taking any responsibility?... Me likey.

Sheldon: In reality, people in a wedding party perform very specific functions, and some will perform those better than others.
If I may use a superhero analogy...
Amy: You may not.
Sheldon: Okay, I'll use real people.

Amy: So we break down each of the roles into their component parts, and then design specialized tests for each.
Sheldon: Exactly. Boy, if I had known getting married was going to involve so much science, I'd have proposed years ago...

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Sheldon: Maybe we're being old-fashioned, defining these roles by gender. You know, historically, the best man's role was to defend the bride and groom in combat. I mean, if that's not Penny, I don't know what we're doing here.

Sheldon: You really think you might get cold feet?
Amy: Actually, I was talking about you.
Sheldon: Amy... if there's one thing in this world I'm sure of, you are right to be worried... Good night.

Sheldon: If experimenting on humans is morally wrong, then I don't want to be morally right.

Sheldon: By experimenting on you, I realize I've violated your trust and possibly the Geneva Convention.

Penny: Oh, my God, Amy's my best friend!
Leonard: You okay?

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Elle

sova-f:

«...как вдохнула – даже выдохнуть не успела. И до сих пор под впечатлением. Все тут есть, что я люблю: и драйв, и двойное дно, и загадка, и (особым для меня бонусом) иронический тон. Восхищаюсь режиссером, вместившем в два часа захватывающий триллер, комедию нравов, социальную сатиру и потрясающе яркий портрет главной героини, эдакой современной "Посторонней". ...»

Michèle: You realize having a child is all about suffering? Vincent's birth was sheer hell. Torture. Three hours of agony.
Josie: If you don't want to help us, don't.

Michèle: You realize that this is impossible?
Vincent: What?
Michèle: She's a lunatic.
Vincent: She's not, she's my girlfriend.

Michèle: We're going to need a DNA test.

Patrick: Looks like a Grumman Wildcat... I'd love to restore one. And fly it to New York.
Michèle: You're a pilot?
Patrick: No. You've got to have a dream.

Michèle: Shame isn't a strong enough emotion to stop us doing anything at all. Believe me.

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Blind Love

Grimm 6×7

"Love looks not with the eyes, but
with the mind,
And therefore is winged Cupid
painted blind."
Shakespeare, «A Midsummer Night's Dream»

Willard: You gonna do what I think you're gonna do?
Randy: Amor de Infierno...
Willard: Double the dose.
Randy: No. I'm gonna triple it.

Monroe: I remember exactly when I fell, because I'll tell you that, there is nothing quite so dazzling as a beautiful woman saving your life.

Hank: You are one... damn fine-looking man.

Rosalee: Nick, before you say anything you're about to regret...
Nick: I love you.

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Джонатан Троппер — Книга Джо (2/5)

<< Начало

&  Время вовсе не лечит, оно просто зарывает какие-то вещи в глубине нашего сознания, и они сидят там, как в засаде, а потом в самый неожиданный момент как набросятся!

&  Всех интересует, когда можно считать любовь настоящей – так вот вам ответ: когда боль не проходит, когда рана не заживает и когда уже слишком, слишком поздно.

&  Логический парадокс: тот факт, что я подозреваю, что я козел, сам по себе говорит о том, что, наверное, я все же им не являюсь, ведь настоящий-то козел не будет считать себя козлом. То есть, осознавая себя козлом, я на самом деле опровергаю этот факт, получается так. Декартова аксиома о козлах: козел, считающий себя козлом, уже не козел.

&  – Эта ваша склонность к самоанализу – кстати, еще один признак эгоцентризма – отягощается гигантским комплексом неполноценности. Вы не даете себе проживать каждый миг жизни, потому что в глубине души чувствуете, что недостойны одобрения, любви, успеха и всего подобного. Всего того, чего вам на самом деле так хочется.

&  Сняв очки в золотой оправе, он задумчиво протер их галстуком. Затем водрузил очки на место и произнес ту самую фразу, которую неизменно говорят все психоаналитики на свете, если фантазия иссякла, а время сеанса еще не кончилось: – Расскажите мне о вашем отце.

&  Не знаю, куда обычно отправляются умирать разговоры, но пока мы сидим в тишине, наш разговор медленно, но верно движется как раз туда.

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Rick Potion #9

Rick and Morty 1x6

Principal Vagina: Principal Vagina here. Don't let the name fool you. I'm very much in charge...

Rick: Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people call "love"... is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science.

Morty: I'm always helping you with this and that and the other thing. What about me, Rick? Why can't you just help me out once once for once?
Rick: You're growing up fast, Morty. You're growing into a real big thorn straight up into my ass.

Rick: All right, Morty, I just got to combine it with some of your DNA.... A hair, Morty. I need one of your hairs. This isn't "Game of Thrones."

Beth: Loving you is work, Jerry, hard work. Like building a homeless shelter nobody wants to say no to doing it, but some people put the work in. So, what do you say? Do you see me working here? Does this conversation seem tedious to me?
Jerry: Sort of.
Beth: Then I obviously sort of love you, don't I? So stop asking, and maybe I'll love you more.

Summer: Grandpa, so gross! You're talking about my mom.
Rick: Well, she's my daughter, Summer. I outrank you. Or family means nothing, in which case don't play that card.

Rick: You're not gonna believe this, because it usually never happens, but I made a mistake.

---

Rick: Okay, well, sometimes, science is more art than science, Morty. A lot of people don't get that.

Jerry: Nobody's killing me until after I catch my wife with another man!

Morty: This is not okay! Not only do they all want to have sex with me, but, you know, now they want to eat me afterwards!

Rick: This right here's gonna do the trick, baby. It's koala mixed with rattlesnake, chimpanzee, cactus, shark, golden retriever, and just a smidge of dinosaur. Should add up to normal humanity.

Morty: That doesn't make any sense, Rick!...
Rick: What, Morty, you want me to show you my math? I'm sorry are you the scientist or are you the kid that wanted to get laid?

Rick: Bet you're loving this, Morty. This must be the best day of your life. You get to be the mayor of "I told you" town. You're welcome.

Rick: It's fine. Everything is fine. There's an infinite number of realities, Morty, and in a few dozen of those, I got lucky and turned everything back to normal.

Morty: Rick, what about the reality we left behind?
Rick: What about the reality where Hitler cured cancer, Morty? The answer is don't think about it.

Rick: Now, pick up your dead self and come on. Haste makes waste.

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USS Callister

Black Mirror 4×1

Nanette: Daly? No, no. No. It's not like that. It's purely... It's professional. I like his code.

Lieutenant Lowry: Yeah, you're seriously gonna need to sit the fuck down.

Nanette: Your skin is blue.
Tulaska: Weird blue alien skin, I know. It's fucked up. Almost sort of racist.

Lieutenant Walton: Yes, it's a bubble universe, ruled by an asshole god.

Nanette: This is a dream. Yeah, it has to be.
Lieutenant Walton: It's more like an eternal waking nightmare from which there is no escape.

Captain Daly: Lieutenant Cole, Valdack's hideout. Triangulate the signal, please.....
Lieutenant Lowry: It's any button. They're all the same.

Nanette: OK. Stealing my pussy is a red fucking line.

Nanette: Daly's smart, but he's not a god. He's a coder. He is fallible.

Captain Daly: What is Space Fleet?.. I'll tell you what it is. It is a belief system... founded on the very best of human nature. It is a goal for us to strive towards... for the betterment of the universe, for the betterment of life itself... And you assholes are fucking it up!

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Lieutenant Walton: If this is another one of your plans, just stop before somebody else gets monsterfied.

Helmsman Packer: Flying into certain death in a wormhole beats another 10,000 years with Captain Ass. I'm in.

Lieutenant Cole: I'm picking up a distress signal from the surface of Skillane IV. Looks like a crashed shuttle. What should we do?
Captain Daly: ... Space Fleet never turns its back on those who need our help. Dudani, set a course for Skillane IV.

Captain Daly: Swimming is a leisure activity. We're on Space Fleet duty.

Helmsman Packer: You remember that password?
Dudani: Uppercase Y, 998, lowercase gb, 7, uppercase TY ampersand 4. Secure choice.

Helmsman Packer: Goddamn.
Tulaska: That is... gymnastic physique.

Lieutenant Cole: Packer, we ready to fly?
Helmsman Packer: Uh-huh.
Lieutenant Cole: ... Well?
Helmsman Packer: You're supposed to say something like "engage" or "increase thrust."
Lieutenant Cole: Just fucking go.

Tulaska: I hope we are going to die.

Helmsman Packer: So what do we do now?
Dudani: We've got an infinite procedurally generated universe at our disposal. We can go anywhere.
Lieutenant Cole: Holy mackerel.

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Джонатан Троппер — Книга Джо

  “Спустя всего несколько месяцев после самоубийства моей матери я как-то заглянул в гараж в поисках бейсбольной перчатки и наткнулся на Синди Познер, которая, стоя на коленях, самозабвенно делала минет моему старшему брату Брэду. ...

&  – А что это, собственно, такое – «охренительные бабки»? ...
     – Это такие бабки, которые позволяют тебе послать на хрен кого угодно: начальника, родных, бывшую подружку, всех. Любого, от кого ты раньше был вынужден терпеть всякое дерьмо, потому что зависел от него. Теперь ты сам себе хозяин. И тебе никто не нужен.

&  Даже на расстоянии нас объединяет родная кровь, и невозможно противиться ее зову.

&  Все мы когда-то облысеем.

&  Я родом из восьмидесятых, неонового поколения залаченных хайров – поколения, от которого уцелело очень мало музыки. Когда вы в последний раз слышали Men at work, Thompson Twins или Alphaville на популярной радиостанции? Музыку моей молодости годы не пощадили, и она больше не звучит – как шутка вне контекста. Кто не плавал – не поймет.

&  – Послушай меня, литературного кассира! Ерунда это. Магический реализм – это не течение и не литературный прием. Это новый ход, который теперь уже не нов. Читатели стерпят его у Маркеса или Кальвино, потому что им так велела «Нью-Йорк таймс». А ты – манхэттенский еврей, тебе такое с рук не сойдет. Мусор это, да и все тут!

&  – ...моя работа – сделать так, чтобы ты писал лучше, и мой богатый опыт показывает: чем тебе хуже, тем ты лучше пишешь.

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My Struggle III

The X-Files 11×1

Mulder: She's not dying.
Skinner: Maybe she's not. But I've seen you believe far more absurd things, Agent Mulder. Far less personal.

Skinner: I'm just looking for answers here.
Mulder: Then you go look for them, Skinner.

Mulder: Scully, I don't doubt you... that you believe what you're saying.

Scully: It's me, Mulder. I'm not an irrational person.

Scully: I call them visions, but my experience of them was very real.
Dr. Joyet: Real is a subjective judgment. If you believe them to be real, then they're real to you.

Cigarette Smoking Man: This is going to go down badly.

Cigarette Smoking Man: If he finds me, he'll kill me. But we are not to be found.

Cigarette Smoking Man: They couldn't possibly know that.
Monica: But suddenly everyone knows everything of you and your plans.
Cigarette Smoking Man: My plans are airtight. And even if they were to get out, they would be dismissed as so much fake news. That's the world we live in, Monica.

Cigarette Smoking Man: We refuse to imagine our impending extinction, the acceleration of the cataclysms. We've thrown science out the window in favor of scandal and opinion and cant and all manner of ridiculous untruths. Civilization a joke, and my plan merely the punch line.

Mr. Y: For heaven's sake, Mr. Mulder. All you had to do was knock.

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Cigarette Smoking Man: Mind if I smoke?

Mr. Y: We were all part of a syndicate involved in alien colonization. Surely you knew about this business.

Mr. Y: The aliens are not coming, Mr. Mulder, just so you understand.

Cigarette Smoking Man: It's the fourth turning, Mr. Skinner. Civilization is in its final stages. Alliances are crumbling. Truth is fluid and alterable. The only truth left is to survive it.

Mr. Y: No one can save us.
Mulder: I know someone who can save us. And I think you know her, too... Now get out of my way.

Skinner: You're asking me to betray ... people that I care about.
Cigarette Smoking Man: No, no, no. I'm asking you to turn your back on the whole human race.

Scully: They won't find him. But he will find us.
Mulder: So we... just wait? Do nothing?
Scully: We do our work. The truth still lies in the X-Files, Mulder.

Mulder: You smell like smoke.

Skinner: You impregnated her?!
Cigarette Smoking Man: With science, Mr. Skinner. Alien science. To create the first superhuman child.

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Cape Canaveral, Schrödinger's Cat, and Cyndi Lauper's Hair

Young Sheldon 1×8

Mary: Find something else to do with him. Something he'd like.
George: What are we gonna do? Spend the weekend sitting around, thinking?

Mary: Young boys who don't spend time with their daddies grow up to be oddballs.
George: Honey, I hate to tell you, but that ball is already pretty odd.

Sheldon: My plan was coming together. I just needed to get on the shuttle so I could finally escape this ridiculous planet. Spoiler alert... I'm still here.

Mary: ...you can't ignore his bathroom schedule.
George: I know.
Mary: He goes number one first thing in the morning, then again in the afternoon, once more in the late afternoon, say 4:00, 4:30, depending on his juice intake, and then, a quick piddle before bedtime.
George: "Piddle." Got it.
Mary: Now, number two's a little trickier...

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Mary: Okay, let's talk about food...
George: No need to... He likes his meat cooked to at least 165 degrees, except for chicken, which is 180. The different foods can't touch each other on the plate. Ketchup and mustard must come out of a packet. No bottles.
Mary: What about his issues with spaghetti?
George: That's a trick question... He likes spaghetti.
Mary: All right, I guess you got this.

Mary: What do you mean, you can't find him?
George: I mean I don't know where he is.
Mary: Well, he's got to be somewhere.
George: Maybe he got that time machine to work.

Georgie: Dead armadillo. That's three for me.
Young Sheldon: This is a terrible driving game.

George: So, in this thought experiment, do you think Mittens is dead or alive?
Young Sheldon: There's no way of saying until you open the box.
Georgie: Oh, come on.
Young Sheldon: Optimistically, I would choose to believe he's alive.
Georgie: Yes!

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True Memoirs of an International Assassin

Sam Larson: Okay, RPG's way over the top. What is the next move?

Sam Larson: Oh, signature line time. What do you say to a beautiful woman whose life you just saved?...

Sam Larson: 'Never bring a knife to a gunfight.'

Kylie: Nobody cares about a fictional book about an assassin. But a true story of an assassin, now, that is how you move...

Amos: Why do you write?
Sam Larson: I wanna be an author. A published one...
Amos: No. Why do you spend all your time doing it?
Sam Larson: I don't know. To escape, I guess.
Amos: Well, then you are wasting your time. Stop writing other people's stories. And start living your own.

El Toro: You know how I know that you are the Ghost, my friend? Because if you're not... I will kill you. I will cut you slowly and painfully with my knife. So painfully... that your innards will fall out and spill out on the floor. Then I will grab them and place them on your chest. And then I will place your hands over them like that. Something I like to call the Venezuelan embrace.
Sam Larson: I am him. I am the Ghost.

Sam Larson: Thank you for saving me.
Rosa Bolivar: I don't do this job for thanks.
Sam Larson: That's a good signature line.

Rosa Bolivar: Sorry, I didn't know you were that sensitive.
Sam Larson: Yes! I am sensitive. To dying. I'm different that way. My mother would be like, "Why are you scared of death?" I don't know. I guess I'm allergic. It turns out I'm allergic. I'm allergic to death.

Rosa Bolivar: We're all gonna die. Not all of us get to make a difference.

Anton Masovich: Tango. The vertical expression of a horizontal act.

Sam Larson: Man, I'm really starting to like Venezuela. Maybe I'll even get a timeshare. Or not. Either way.

Sam Larson: Better to jump than to crash. Trust me. We just have to wait for the right moment.

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Σ nostradamvs: «Довольно дурацкая, но в целом плюс-минус смешная комедия про придурочного толстого писателя, которого случайно принимают за профессионального киллера. ...»

The Celebration Reverberation

The Big Bang Theory 11×11

Leonard: Okay, that's enough. This fight either has to end or get way more entertaining.

Sheldon: ...And then after dinner, we will have birthday coitus.
Penny: Do you think that will also be historically accurate?
Leonard: I assume like the rest of frontier life, it'll be exhausting and short.

Sheldon: This is just step one of your birthday weekend.

Amy: I can't believe you did this. It's amazing!
Sheldon: Oh, it's not a big deal... Just to be clear, it was a big deal. I was being modest. You got that, right?
Amy: Loud and clear.

Sheldon: Everyone knows the best foreplay is rigid adherence to a strict schedule.

Leonard: That's the great thing about California; you can almost go to the mountains and almost go to the beach in the same day.

Amy: No. Th-This doesn't feel right.
Sheldon: Hey, hey, save that sexy talk for the bedroom.

Sheldon: Morning. Happy birthday.
Amy: Yeah, sure.

Leonard: Well, we've been married two years. Should we think about what's next? Like buying a house or having a baby?
Penny: Look, I want to do all those things someday, but there's a bunch of stuff I want to do first.
Leonard: Okay, like what?
Penny: I don't know, stay thin and have money.

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Breakfast in Bed

Grimm 6×6

"Sleep is good, death is better;
but of course, the best thing would be
to have never been born at all."
Heinrich Heine

Eve: ...it is some kind of language.
Rosalee: Or languages.
Monroe: Yeah, if you speak hodgepodge. This appears to be alphabetic, logographic, symbolic, syllabic. I mean, we need our own Rosetta Stone to crack this mess.

Hank: The only Big Bang Theory I wanna deal with is the one from a gun.

Nick: So you're thinking this is just mental?
Hank: Nah. We're never just thinking that. But one could always hope.

Nick: As you said, I am a Grimm. One less Alpe in the world? Who's gonna lose any sleep over that?

Monroe: Well, like the man said, life is a nightmare that prevents one from sleeping, so... sleep well.

Eve: That looks right.
Rosalee: Oh. No, I went way too far forward.
Eve: No, what do you mean? It matches.
Rosalee: Yeah, but that's not in the past, that's in the future. March 24th.

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eps3.9_shutdown-r

Mr. Robot 3×10

Elliot: Don't you get it? She's gonna die. Darlene's gonna die. She's gonna die. She's gonna fucking die like everyone else.

Mr. Robot: I would have found another way.
Elliot: Because as much as there is a part of you in me... there is a part of me in you.

Irving: Just finished this book... Didn't care much for the ending. I mean, a story can have a mediocre beginning and middle, and oftentimes it does, but always got to have a wow ending. Otherwise, what's the point?

Mr. Robot: We are walking into some fucking hillbilly shit here.

Elliot: Are you okay?
Darlene: Is that a joke? We're in a fucking barn out in the middle of nowhere with a handful of psychos. "No" is the answer.

Irving: Miss. Stop talking. Hm?

Irving: Oh, no, no, don't get too worked up, Miss. Just look at the sky. Take a deep breath. Try to enjoy the fresh air...

Irving: Oh, don't mind that. We're retiring this shit-stain. And you're taking his place. You work for the Dark Army now.

Irving: Now, forgive me while I take a moment to center myself. This next bunch... These are for me.

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Elliot: Seven days ago, the Russian government hired you to hack the DNC... Two days before that, you bribed the president of South Korea to allow backdoors in all of their military networks...

Grant: Well, we can survive a leak. You can't survive a bullet through your throat.

Grant: You're very sure of yourself. You are just one hacker. What makes you believe that you are better than an army of people exactly like you?

Grant: I'm sorry, Mr. Alderson. You're good at playing games. But this was simply the wrong hand to play.

Mr. Price: Pettiness. It was a dig at me.

Leon: You made an offer, cuz. Now it's time to pay up.
Mr. Robot: Please tell me you're not bluffing.

Mr. Price: I'm afraid your only move here... Accept that you've been conned.

Leon: I've always had faith in you, cuz.Do your thing...
Mr. Price: ...Find a way to live with what you did.

Mr. Robot: What do we do now?
Elliot: Undo the hack.

Elliot: They won't win. Because one good thing came out of all of this. They showed themselves, the top 1% of the 1%, the ones in control, the ones who play God without permission. And now I'm gonna take them down. All of them.

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The Sin Bin

Lucifer 3×10

Lucifer: Nothing screams 'weekend' like tequila and scantily-clad women. And tequila. Cheers.
Mazikeen: It's Wednesday.
Lucifer: Mmm. Exactly. The party's just begun.

Ella: Man, I just love watching Pierce work. It's like a master class in ass-whoop with a minor in whatevs.

Lucifer: ...he's clearly your Moby Dick, and we all know what happened to Captain Ahab.... Felled by savage revenge, dragged to the bottom of the sea? Gosh, did they teach you nothing at cop school?
Pierce: I've read Moby Dick six times.
Lucifer: Oh, really. What happened on page 83?

Chloe: So, what should I call you? Sinner, is it? Mr. Man?

Lucifer: Ah. See? I'm telling you. Obi Wan Can't-See-Me is Maggie's only hope.

Chloe: LAPD! Stop skating now!

Lucifer: Well, come on, Detective, chop-chop. More dead-end clues aren't gonna find themselves.

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Trixie: Daddy, I have an idea...

Chloe: Is that clear?
Lucifer: As a chilled vodka martini. Served neat, of course.

Lucifer: Well, I guess we'll just have to go nut to butt, have Charlie do the foxtrot, cover each other's sixes and all that... You know? Hooah! Military terms. Weren't you a serviceman?
Pierce: Yeah. We don't talk like that.

Lucifer: Meet Hell's most brutal torturer.
Mazikeen: The pleasure's all mine.

Mazikeen: I'm a demon. Big fan of death and destruction. But killing a human is Angel No-No's 101.

Mazikeen: Text me when you've done the deed. Actually... I'll be able to tell by the plague of locusts.

Lucifer: Actually, you know what, I'll boil you alive. Yeah. Top most painful way to die, according to BuzzFeed.

Lucifer: I wonder why I didn't figure it out sooner. "The world's first murderer, marked by God and doomed to walk the earth alone for a tortured eternity." It's quite the moniker. ... Wouldn't you agree... Kane?

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&  Человек не может жить без надежды и по этой причине, потеряв, каждый раз создает ее заново – из вранья, иллюзий, а чаще всего – просто из воздуха, из голубого небесного океана...

&  Радость водится везде и тем похожа на крысу.

&  Два главных кушанья питают душу толпы: смех и ужас. Смех приятен, но ужас всегда сытнее.

&  Как говорил мой незабвенный папа, думай – не думай, рупь не деньги.

&  Суть этого народа – Витенька. Не мечты, не правдоискательство и не пьянка, а злоба и мыльные оперы. Мыльные оперы – раз! Злоба – два! Первое заменяет реальность. Второе – понятная реакция на расхождение желаемого с дейвств... с дейст... с действительным.

  ... Перепрятав себя в новое, достаточно надежное место, подчиняясь тем же необъяснимым законам, что и молекулы, ветер и река, он просто лежал и ждал своего часа.”

Hands of Stone

Ray Arcel: Ring sense is an art. A gift from God that flows out of a fighter like a painting flows out of an artist. You're either blessed with it from the day you're born... or you're cursed without it till you die.

Roberto Durán: You are kidding me, right? Your name is happiness? Let me guess. It's what you've been looking for all your life? The poor are born happy. Only the rich know sadness.

Ray Arcel: TV will turn boxing into a nationwide pastime and you'll have talent and fans from every part of the country coming to see championships at the Garden.
Frankie Carbo: I don't give a shit about every part of the country. New York is the heart of the cow. It's the prime meat. If any boxing fan wants to see a fight in the flesh or in front of your little dirty tube, better understand that all roads go through New York.

Ray Arcel: I mean... we are what we do. And if you just make money, you become money. This thing that everybody wants that everybody craves, it's just symbolic. It has no real value. I have to do something that I really care about.

Ray Arcel: It's all in the head. Boxing is a mental sport, aquí. What you do with your body is one-third of the job. You got to learn to be the boss, which you are. Say it, "He's in jail..." Say it, "He's in jail."

Ray Arcel: It's all in the head... The first thing a future world champ needs to be taught is to be lucky. And luck is a woman you must learn to seduce. Be the host of the ring. This is your temple, and everyone does as you wish. Be the master of time. You and only you should decide when to strike.

Ray Arcel: Buchanan's favored 14 to three against Durán, right?
Frankie Carbo: That's right.
Ray Arcel: Except Durán's going to win. Put all your money on Durán. Make a bundle. Leave me alone if he wins, shoot me if he loses.
Frankie Carbo: .... You're a classy guy.

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Carlos Eleta: In front of witnesses, do you accept a rematch with-with Leonard?
Roberto Durán: I'd fight him, but I'm not gonna fucking marry a guy.

Ray Arcel: You can't discipline him by forcing him to do something. You have to let him live his life in a certain way.
Carlos Eleta: Stunned!
Ray Arcel: I was stunned!

Ray Arcel: He's Durán. He can't lose. He's Durán. When he is focused, he doesn't lose to a nobody.

Ray Arcel: He won. Let him enjoy it. Let him party. So what if he's partying? So what if he's eating? Let him eat. Let him have a good time. He never had anything. He never ate anything. And now he's finally earned something. He's earned it himself. Nobody gave it to him. And you just take it away...

Ray Arcel: Carlos, you have the money. Family has the money. He didn't have it. He doesn't care. The most important thing for him is to win. The most important thing for me is to win. To have the respect of winning.

Ray Arcel: You're the kind of fighter that's gotta stay on your toes and if you don't stay on your toes, then you're gone, that's it. And you can do this. But you're going to have to decide to do this. Nobody can do it for you. There's no such thing as a reluctant hero. You're going to have to do it on your own.

Ray Arcel: I don't care how much ability you've got as a fighter. If you can't think, you're just another bum in the park. Boxing is brain over brawn.

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A Brisket, Voodoo, and Cannonball Run

Young Sheldon 1×7

Georgie: I like complaining. I'm good at it.

Georgie: Mind if I have a sip of your beer?
George: You mind if I dip your head in the compost heap?
Georgie: You could have just said no.

Meemaw: He thought I wrote it down... What a dope.

George: 15 years and 14 hours later... Best brisket in Texas.

George: Connie, you evil bitch!

Young Sheldon: I know the recipe.
Georgie: What?!
Young Sheldon: She told it to me.
Georgie: When?!
Young Sheldon: February 14, 1982. I was 23 months old, it was Valentine's Day, and Mom and Dad went out for dinner. You were there. Don't you remember?

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George: What are you doing here?
Meemaw: Same as you. I want to see what his brain did.

Young Sheldon: One tablespoon of cumin, one cup of brown sugar, two tablespoons of smoked paprika...
Meemaw: Okay, okay, stop.
George: No, no, no. Keep going.

Meemaw: That's impossible, you weren't even two years old.
Young Sheldon: Three tablespoons of dried mustard, one cup of Lone Star beer...
Meemaw: Okay. Okay. Go ahead. Give it to your father.

George: Here we go, maiden voyage...

George: Mmm, mmm. Hot damn.

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The Chase

Black Child: Grandma, he's got on a prison suit!
Grandma: We gotta do nothing, except let white men take care of white men's troubles. Sit you still, boy.

Val Rogers: What game do they play for my benefit? Why?

Sheriff Calder: That's about it, isn't it, Val? Somehow, it always winds up with what's owed you.

Emily Stewart: We'll protect him, won't we, Damon?
Damon Fuller: We sure will. Now, listen, if he comes around here and tries to bother you... I'll just pull out my pistol and go, "Bang, bang!"

Lem Brewster: Oh, take it easy, little buddy. If Bubber Reeves comes around, just take out your pistol and shoot.

Emily Stewart: Calder, why don't you stay and help us protect him.
Sheriff Calder: All you need to come to my party is a pistol, and you got one. With all the pistols you got there, I don't believe there's room for mine.

Damon Fuller: Well now, Sheriff, it's nice to know that you're out here on patrol.
Sheriff Calder: No, no, I'm not on patrol. Just lookin' for an ice cream cone, that's all.

Lem Brewster: The taxes in this town pay your salary to protect the place.
Sheriff Calder: Well, if anything happens to you, Lem, we'll give you a refund.

Anna Reeves: Things come so late... I guess, for most people.

Lester Johnson: Sheriff, I ain't done nothing. ... I was just stopping by to say hello.
Damon Fuller: He was just stopping by to say hello to a white woman!
Lem Brewster: Hello, Pappy. Hello, Grandpappy. You turning over in your nice graves? Where you from, boy, up north?

Sheriff Calder: Some of those people out there are just nuts. They're just nuts.

Sheriff Calder: The best thing about turning over a new leaf on Saturday night... is it disappears with a Sunday-morning hangover.

Sheriff Calder: I'm going to sit here and ask myself... what I did to get so many people to believe that they could buy me off.

Charlie 'Bubber' Reeves: I said, "All right. All right, boy, you're free... because when you're willing to die... nobody can make you do anything anymore."

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Zanzibar

Inside No. 9 4×1

Prince Rico: For shame, Henry, why speak you to your cuff? There's no-one here. You're armed.
Henry: Yes, sir.
Prince Rico: So, chill.

Robert: She hit her head and now her memory's gone.
Mrs Hargreaves: My memory's fine!
Robert: For them days, not for these. She's like a goldfish that you win at t'fair.
Mr. Green: You mean, she's going to die within a week?
Robert: No! She swims about but nothing is retained.

Amber: You have the key card?
Gus: Yes, I've got it here... Doesn't seem to work. Don't know why. What if I pop it quickly in and out?
Amber: Just like our sex life.

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Prince Rico: Oh, I'm very superstitious as a rate. To stay in 911's tempting fate.

Mr. Green: ...So, tonight, I will put me to my sword. But for a bath plug. Then, 'tis quickly done.

Colette: Fair Amber with another man entwined. She must have seen him first. Madam, desist! Your boyfriend's here.
Amber: I do not care for him. This man, this god! This vision is my love. Come, let me see thy mighty sword.
Robert: Go away! I wish to keep my sword within its sheath!.. (It's more like a little dagger anyway.)

Gus: With true love's kiss, I aim to break the spell.

Mrs Hargreaves: Can someone tell me what's gone on today?
Robert: It's more than a rhyming couplet can relay.

Colette: I hope you've enjoyed your stay at Zanzibar. We're all little older, if not wiser.
Fred: If you've enjoyed your stay, please, tell your friends. And write a nice review on TripAdvisor!

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How It's Gotta Be

The Walking Dead 8×8

Carl: If you care, you do something. You don't just hope. It takes more than that.

Carl: There's gonna be something after the fight's over.
Rick: Not for everyone.
Carl: Okay, yeah, but... What about for you?

Carl: What, are we just gonna kill all of them?... Finding some way forward, that's harder. That's something more. Dad, that's how it's got to be.

Negan: Let's just cut through the cow shit -- you lose. It's over. So you're gonna line up in front of your little houses, and you're gonna work up some apologies, and then the person with the lamest one is gonna get killed.

Negan: Dig deep. I want these apologies to be memorable. Bonus points for creativity. Work up a poem, sing a song. I love that shit.

Michonne: Carl, we can't just let them have this place.
Carl: We can. All you need to do is survive tonight. This is my show. You said it.

Negan: Son of a bitch, Carl!... I thought we were havin' a moment, you little asshole!

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Maggie: How'd you get out?
Simon: Three guesses.

Simon: And, yeah... we're gonna have to kill one of your people. But then we're aces.

Negan: I'm gonna go to Rick's, make a little spaghetti. When he shows up, send him my way.

Dr. Carson: Wait. You killed a guard?
Eugene: No. His coffee was compromised. He's currently riding a porcelain bus with laxative and melted sugar-free-gum-induced diarrhea.

Gabriel: You're doing the right thing.
Eugene: As previously debated, that assessment is relative.

Maggie: We have to be ready. Gonna be up to Hilltop to make the last stand.

Dwight: Eugene.

Rick: You ever shut the hell up?

Carl: I brought him here. That's how it happened.

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The Confidence Erosion

The Big Bang Theory 11×10

Penny: Hey, you had unprotected sex with Howard. You deserve to be miserable.

Sheldon: We've assigned all wedding decisions randomly, and each of us makes half of them. You know, from venue to officiant to numbering system for the tables: Roman or Dewey Decimal.
Leonard: Why not hexadecimal?
Sheldon: 'Cause this is our wedding, not a joke.

Raj: Howard doesn't mean anything by it. I-I think it's cultural. His people come from a very sarcastic village called Brooklyn.

Sheldon: Just a suggestion-- hologram projected out of R2-D2.
Amy: Thanks for your input, but this is my decision, and I'm gonna go with... Old English calligraphy on Egyptian papyrus.
Sheldon: Oh, what a fun mashup. It's like the chicken and waffles of orthography.

Sheldon: Not a day goes by that I don't marvel how much better we are than other people.

Leonard: You don't want to do that. Talking to my mom to get more confidence is like talking to a lion to get more alive.

Penny: Hmm. I don't know a nice way to finish this sentence.

Amy: It's not what I'm thinking, and to save you the trouble for the future... it will never be what I'm thinking.

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Amy: Well, if we're changing things, then instead of throwing confetti... we'll release butterflies.
Sheldon: Airborne worms?! Have you lost your mind?!

Amy: Fine. Wedding toasts in Latin.
Sheldon: Great. Vows in Klingon.

Sheldon: How 'bout tomorrow?
Amy: R-Really? That soon?
Sheldon: Why wait? I mean, it's not that I think we're living in sin, but I do like the idea that our next act of intimacy will be a legal requirement.

Penny: Hey. You look good today.
Leonard: What happened? What's wrong?... Just tell me. I can take it.

Stuart: Please, confidence is like red blood cells-- it's nice if you got some, but you don't need 'em.

Amy: I can't believe we're doing this.
Sheldon: I know. I'm getting married... The new Star Wars movie's coming out... We are really finishing this year strong.

Sheldon: Amy, I never thought I'd want to marry anyone. So the fact that I found you is astonishing. It's-it's like finding dark matter, except they're looking for dark matter. I wasn't even looking for you. S-So you're even better than dark matter. Plus, plus, you interact with light, so I can see you.

Amy: Should we go congratulate him?
Sheldon: I'll do better than that-- I'll give him constructive criticism.
Amy: Here's some constructive criticism: don't.

Raj: I was so nervous, my armpits are like a swamp.
Penny: Oh, your hug just got downgraded to a high five.

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The Seven Year Itch

Grimm 6×5

"When something itches my dear sir,
the natural tendency is to scratch."
The Seven Year Itch

Renard: I'm tired. I just wanna get some sleep. I'd love it if you got the hell out of my room.
Meisner: Well, there's the problem. Am I in your room or am I just in your mind? Now that's awesome. Am I even here?

Rosalee: Three?!
Monroe: I love you and we can do this.

Hank: Sometimes we can want too much. And what if we found out and wish we hadn't?

Hank: Hey, we believe in a lot of things but not coincidence.

William Stillman: Oh. And why don't you bring me a couple Bloody Marys? 'Cause I feel like it is gonna be a beautiful day...

Rosalee: We had a prenatal exam.
Hank: Everything okay?
Monroe: Okay, okay... and okay.
Nick: What? Three?!

Meisner: A mind is a terrible thing to lose.

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&  В основе любого языческого культа лежит удачная сказка, красивая и простая. Шимонова сказка должна была стать удачнее, красивее и проще других. Многие культы намеренно закрываются от мира, окружают себя непроницаемой оболочкой тайны. Шимонов ковчег задумывался огромным, а потому характеризовался максимальной открытостью. Новая религия приглашала всех, без различия: ромаев и этиопов, яванцев и парфян, галлов и парсов, больных и здоровых, сильных и увечных, мужчин и женщин...

&  – Нас ждут нелегкие времена. ...для многих из нас речь идет о начале долгого и трудного пути, сопряженного со страданием, пытками, тюрьмой, мучительной смертью. Мы выбрали этот путь сознательно. Мы знаем, на что идем. Если мы преуспеем, то нас ждет проклятие нашего собственного народа. Нас будут прославлять враги и язычники. Нашим именем будут вершить преступления против знания и против Бога, и только Он, Бог, будет знать истинную подоплеку нашего выбора: спасение Книги. Потому что, победив, мы спасем Книгу.

&  – Не Ешуа, а Ешу. Это очень важно. Он будет зваться у нас именно «Ешу», три буквы, сокращение от «емах шмо везихро».
     – «Да сотрется имя его и память о нем»... – повторил я вслед за ним, начиная понимать.
     Они действительно продумали все, каждую деталь...

&  – Смотри, как символично. Первыми массовыми событиями новой религии стали шутовское шествие и погром. Многобещающее начало, не правда ли, бен-Адам?

&  Всего лишь за ночь Шимон сочинил с десяток баек о якобы совершенных мною чудесах. Байки были коротенькими, красивыми и совершенно идиотскими – то есть, обладали теми тремя качествами, которые необходимы и достаточны для того, чтобы запасть в народную душу. Ешу то ходил по воде, то превращал ее в вино; он возвращал зрение слепым, исцелял безнадежно больных, а тех, до кого не успевал добраться с исцелением, воскрешал из мертвых.

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Splatty Tomato

South Park 21×10

Mayor: All right, people. We need everyone to try and stay calm.
Randy: How can we stay calm when the president's out there scaring our children?!
Mayor: Look, we all want the president out of here. It's just a matter of how we do it. I know you all want to get rid of him--
Mr. White: That's not true. The Whites still support the president!
Randy: Oh, for sake, White, he's running around eating our pets and terrorizing our kids!
Mr. White: You think Hillary would have been any better?... I'm just sayin'! I'm just sayin'!

Officer Bright: Since the president was given a splatty tomato, he's become very desperate and very dangerous. If you see the president, do not approach him. Do not try to reason with him. Most importantly, remember that this is the president, so you cannot shoot him. All right? You can't even talk about shooting him. Don't even... do any coy satirical takes on shooting him... Okay, good.

Stan: Come on, you guys. Look, we all know what we're supposed to do now. We all saw "It" and "Stranger Things." We need to get our backpacks and go out to woods and save the town from evil to some kick-ass '80s' music!

Strong Woman: Nobody will understand.
P.C. Principal: Maybe they will. We're co-workers who are in love. You really think that's going to bother people?

Randy: We all agreed not to feed him so he'd go away.
Mr. White: We didn't all agree! You all agreed! Nobody asked the Whites how they felt! Nobody cares what the Whites have to say!

Officer Bright: And there's some worse news. A bunch of kids have gone missing. I think we have to assume that the President has... eaten them.

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The President: Oh, Fox News... They'll listen to me. They'll get my side of the story right!
Mr. White: It's a trap!
The President: What?
Mr. White: It's a Fox trap, Mr. President!
The President: Oh, thank God for the Whites...

Stan: Craig just has the wrong stuff. Forget your Pandora. I'm doing Spotify. '80s music... 'Kay... There.

Randy: Oh, my God! What the... Principal and Vice Principal...? But... But you two work together... You two work togeth...

Officer Bright: Wait, wait. You mean he's actually her superior and they were in there...

Mr. White: Who would want to put their penis in a co-worker?!

Sharon: Tell me! You have to tell me! Oh, God. What did you see?!
Randy: You don't want to know.
Sharon: You have to tell me! I can take it! Did you find our son's arm? Did you find him torn apart? What?!
Randy: The Principal and Vice Principal are, like... together.
Sharon: Aww!

Heidi: No. Not you. Me. I did this. I let being a victim become a way of life. If you always make yourself the victim, you can justify being awful.

Heidi: I'm sorry. You can be the victim. I can't.

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Mad Idolatry

The Orville 1×12

Klyden: It is aged nine years. The perfect duration for good opsadda.
Ed: Man, if it, uh, looks like this going in, I'm afraid of what it looks like coming out.
Klyden: Opsadda does not come out. It grows into a parasite within the body. The sensation is intensely pleasurable. Mmm.

Klyden: There is a popular Moclan game called latchkum that we play from time to time.
Ed: Oh, well, break it out. Show me.
Bortus: I do not believe you would enjoy it. It is not for humans.
Ed: Come on. You know what? There's so much I don't know about your culture. I-I want to... I want to learn.

Ed: They were wrong about the opsadda. It does come out.

Kelly: Cultural contamination. I don't need you to remind me of the rules.
Isaac: I am merely attempting to be helpful, commander. There is no need to be... What does captain Mercer call it?.. Pissy.

Isaac: Sir, I may have a theory. I believe what we have encountered is a planet locked in a multiphasic orbit.
Ed: Okay, let's pretend I don't know what that is.
Gordon: Do you know what that is?
Ed: I do not.
Gordon: So we could just say that.
Ed: Thanks, buddy.

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Isaac: Scans have revealed a temporal inconsistency indicating that when the planet moves out of our universe and into the other, its time constant undergoes an acceleration.
Gordon: Can you translate that for dumb guys who might also be a little drunk?
Isaac: 11 days have passed for us. But for the planet, approximately 700 years have elapsed.

Kelly: Look, there's been a little misunderstanding. I'm not who you think I am.
Valondis: But you are. Healer of men. Divine hand of the heavens. God of all creation.
Alara: Man, this guy'd be the perfect boyfriend.

Kelly: I am so very, very sorry for all of the trouble that I've caused.
Fadolin: Don't be. ... Our society has become a spacefaring culture with ships spread out across the galaxy... But we wouldn't have gotten where we are without growing pains. Our planet worshipped you as a deity for many centuries. But had it not been you, the mythology would have found another face. It's a part of every culture's evolution. It's one of the stages of learning. And eventually, it brought us here.
Baleth: So you see, commander, you didn't poison our culture with false faith. We flourish. You must have faith... In reason, in discovery and in the endurance of the logical mind.

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&  Как больно жить в темноте, как страшно, как глупо! Особенно глупо в этом то, что стоит только поднять голову из канавы – и вот он, свет, и чистота, и яркий полдень, и чудная соразмерность бытия... Но нет, не хотят, не приемлют, упорствуют в косном своем страдании, любят его, цепляются за него и все оттого лишь, что не знают и знать не желают ничего иного. А чтоб не было так одиноко, они лепят себе из грязи божков, еще более несчастных и злых, чем они сами: ведь в божках, в отличие от них, нет уже ни капли божественного, даже возможности, даже намека; и молятся этим чурбанам, разбивая в кровь свои лбы, принося им в жертву своих сыновей и насаживая своих невинных дочерей на их липкие деревянные члены.
     Но самое ужасное, что тем самым несчастные поганят не только себя, но и весь мир вокруг!

&  Любого человека можно заставить под пыткой сделать все, что угодно. Но никакая сила не убедит его поверить. Нет, на словах-то он согласится даже с тем, что мать его была слониха, а отец – клоп, но велика ли цена такому согласию?

&  Знание безгранично, оно огромно, как мир... хотя, по сути, собрано всего лишь в одной Книге. Впрочем, в определенном смысле, хватает и десяти простых и внятных правил. А если уж совсем приглядеться, то вполне можно ограничиться и одним-единственным правилом, самым первым и самым главным: Бог един. Два слова, друзья, всего два слова, так мало и в то же время так много! Потому что из этого уже следует все остальное. Все, без остатка.

&  Никогда так остро не чувствуешь жизнь, как в момент выбора.

&  – Мы сделаем Книгу еще одним идолом. Понимаешь? Мы придумаем новую языческую религию, мы построим ее тщательно, как ковчег, населим ее красивыми разукрашенными божками – такими, которые понравятся любому рыночному дурачку... и где-нибудь там, в самом сердце балагана, положим нашу Книгу. Пусть плывет себе в будущее по волнам человеческой глупости.

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eps3.8_stage3.torrent

Mr. Robot 3×5

Tyrell: The things I did, the things I sacrificed, I earned my freedom. That's the least they could give me.
Mr. Robot: Horseshit. You're being added to a collection of puppets.
Tyrell: No puppet, no puppet. You're the puppet!
Mr. Robot: Wake up! You made a deal with a force that's bigger than you! When the time comes, they're gonna ask you to pay what they feel you owe them!

Mr. Robot: Who's the one who said we were gods, huh? Time to grow up. There are no gods. Our closest deities are a society of the richest, most influential men in existence... Men who fuck over the rest of us for profit, for fun, and then leave us in the streets for dead.

Irving: What the fuck is Stage Three?

Irving: Since when do I take orders from you?
Elliot: If you don't move on this, it'll be on you to tell your employer why you fucked with their timeline.

Elliot: Angela, I want to help you, but you got to explain to me what you think is happening.

Mr. Price: Oh, Wellick, Wellick. It's not that I'm out of moves. It's that you're not worth one.

Mr. Price: World catastrophes like this, they aren't caused by lone wolves like you. They occur because men like me allow them. You just happened to stumble into one of them.
Mr. Robot: No, no. I ran the operation! I pushed the button! I am the one...
Mr. Price: There you go again. "I, I, I..." You're still thinking like a lone wolf.
Mr. Robot: Why don't you tell me how I should be thinking?
Mr. Price: Like a leader!
Mr. Robot: I am a leader!
Mr. Price: Then where are your followers?

Mr. Price: You can't force an agenda, Mr. Alderson. You have to inspire one.

Angela: Don't overthink this.

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The Sinnerman

Lucifer 3×9

Joey Pileggi: Uh, Mr. Morningstar?... I hear you help people.
Lucifer: What, like Ellen? I think not. No, I grant people favors. When it suits me.

Linda: There's a school for angels?!
Lucifer: No. There's no Hogwarts in the sky.

Lucifer: I'd never stop granting favors, Detective. I mean, I may have gotten distracted for a while, but then I realized granting favors defines me. I mean, you wouldn't ask Superman not to fly? A Kardashian not to selfie?

Lucifer: Well, his desire was to become the new Godfather, a Scarface for millennials.

Linda: I mean, can't a... Can't a woman be friends with a... with a brilliant, tall, gorgeous angel?

Mazikeen: You're going nowhere, Lucifer. You don't get out until you listen to what I have to say, and act like you care.

Lucifer: Look, you really want my advice, Mazikeen?.. Ask yourself what you truly desire. And be honest. Otherwise, there's no point.

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El Cuegle

Grimm 6×4

"Foretold our fate, by the gods'
decree, all heard and none
believed the prophecy."
Virgil, «Aeneid»

Monroe: Nick was the one who had to become him so that he could do what your daddy couldn't do when he needed to... to... do something he couldn't really do. Because, well, you know...

Monroe: I mean, am I the only one who thinks that was a creepy look?
Rosalee: Don't go there.
Monroe: I've already gone there.

Meisner: ...And, by the way, Bonaparte says hi.

Monroe: Three eyes and three arms? You sure it wasn't a one-eyed, one-horned flying purple people eater?

Nick: Maybe it isn't Wesen.
Monroe: What do you mean, like a real monster? Please don't don't me you think they exist.

Rosalee: You know that saying, "Waiting for the other shoe to drop"?
Monroe: I do... It surfaced in the late 19th century when people started moving to big cities and living on top of each other in these massive apartment buildings, where night after night after night they had this shared experience where the tenants would hear their neighbors, like, by the thousands, come home after work, sit down, take off one shoe, drop it on the floor, right? Then there'd be this pause between the first shoe and the second, where the downstairs neighbor would cover their ears... Waiting...
Rosalee: Hmm.
Monroe: For the other shoe to drop.
Rosalee: Oh.
Monroe: Right? I mean, we live in a world full of, you know, people with shoes. I mean, several pairs each, and so we can't go through life with our ears covered or our eyes. We have to just be prepared for that... other shoe. No matter where we are.
Rosalee: I just want to live in a place without shoes, okay?

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Алекс Тарн — Книга (2/5)

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&  ...и все они, странное дело, слушали ее беспрекословно, видимо, подчиняясь древнему, как мир, сознанию того, что мужчина в первую очередь принадлежит женщине, а уже потом всему остальному – судам, армиям, должностям, виселицам и парамедикам, а иногда и самой смерти.

&  Только ведь беда на то и беда, что не приходит, когда ее ждут.

&  Только ведь беда на то и беда, что приходит именно тогда, когда о ней забывают...

&  Отчего-то именно смешные причины чаще всего бывают решающими.

&  Трудно бороться с самим собой: в этой борьбе нет победителя.

&  У слова «извини» нет никакого смысла. Любой проступок имеет цену. Цена выражается в деньгах и верблюдах, а если нет ни того, ни другого, то в мелком скоте или вещах.

&  – Когда поиск становится страстью, человек уже не смотрит ни под ноги, ни по сторонам. Только вперед.

&  Жизнь дается для того, чтобы жить, а не для того, чтобы ждать.

&  Разве может плотское удовольствие сравниться с тем восторгом, который возникает от прикосновения к Божественным струнам, натянутым вдоль и поперек этого прекрасного, чудесного, великолепного мира? Первое приходит и уходит, не насыщая, а наоборот, опустошая и высушивая душу; второе наполняет и просветляет, оставаясь с тобой до конца жизни, прибавляя сил мышцам и вдохновения сердцу. Как жаль, что не всем дано испытать это наслаждение! Как жаль, что большинство людей мыкаются в потемках, пребывая в наивной уверенности, что жизнь – страдание, перемежаемое лишь короткими радостями, которые и не радости вовсе, а просто чувство облегчения. Ведь эти радости действительно представляют собой всего лишь минутное освобождение от мучений: семяизвержение избавляет от мучительной похоти, еда – от мучительного голода, питье – от мучительной жажды...

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Mr. Robot 3×8

Cinema Theater Announcer: Welcome. Your movie will begin shortly. ..... Sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.

Elliot: When you delete something, you're making a choice to destroy it. To never see it again. You choose to delete because you need to free up space. Because you don't want it anymore. Because it no longer holds value.

Elliot: Deletion. When you make that decision, there's always that moment of hesitation. That annoying, "Are you sure?" dialogue box. And then you have to make a call. Yes or no. Yes means ridding myself and the world of Mr. Robot forever. That includes you.

Mohammed: What's "Back to the Future?" Can we see "The Martian" instead?
Elliot: Are you kidding? First of all, "The Martian" looks like shit. Second of all, you've never seen "Back to the Future"?

Mohammed: It looks like an old movie.
Elliot: You don't understand. Today's the day that Marty travels into the future. I've wanted to see this movie on this day since I was your age. So weird that it's today...

Elliot: This is the best way to eat popcorn. Trust me.

Mohammed: So, what is this film about, anyway?
Elliot: It's hard to explain... It's about going into the future to change the past, then coming back into an alternate present day.
Marty Mcfly Cosplayer: No, uh, you can't go into the future to change the past. It's way heavier than that. He goes into the future to change the future. But that allows Biff to change the past, which changes the future again.
Lorraine Cosplayer: No, no, it's much simpler than that. It's about how one mistake can change the world.
Mohammed: Are you sure we can't see "The Martian?"

Mohammed: But "The Martian" has 92% on Rotten Tomatoes.
Elliot: That's because most critics have shitty taste.

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Elliot: "War of the Worlds," huh?
Bo: Why not?
Elliot: 'Cause it's about the end of the world?
Bo: No, that's incorrect. Things get a little fakakta for a while, but at the end, humans actually persevere.

Elliot: It wasn't your fault. Or hers. It was mine. All of it. So don't blame her or yourself. You can blame me.
Mohammed: You know, you talk about yourself a lot.

Mohammed: ....And then make everyone be nice to me.
Elliot: So you'd be a dictator.
Mohammed: What's a dictator?
Elliot: It's like a really bad President.

Elliot: I'll go. But before I do, you should probably change your corporate email password. Using your street address, even if it's an old one, isn't the smartest... Don't feel special. I hack everyone.

Elliot: ...And we thought the harder we closed them, the stronger our wishes would be. And even though they never came true, we still liked doing it. Because the ending was never our favorite part, anyway. It was the wishing.

Angela: No matter what happens, we'll be okay.

Elliot: That's the thing about deletion... It's not always permanent.

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Number Three

This Is Us 2×10

Randall: Thanksgiving break's right around the corner. And Thanksgiving's a pretty big deal around here. A lot of fun traditions. You like Police Academy 4?... Oh, you will, Deja. You will.

Deja: Oh, my God, you are so corny.
Randall: Well, if you think that's corny, how about this? I'm really proud of you for working so hard on this project. I've had a lot of fun doing it with you.... "I had fun, too, Foster Dad."
Deja: Don't say "Foster Dad," that's stupid.

Deja: Kids in my school are gonna make fun of me once they see how hard I worked on this.
Randall: Well, the joke's on them. Because working hard is what gets you the big house and the fancy car.

Randall: I hesitated. But, uh, not because you're white. But be-because you're old.
Jack: I'm not that old.

Randall: But, Dad... you know how you felt at Howard... when you thought I hesitated because you're white? How you were kind of mad about it but couldn't exactly say why? I feel like that all the time. Not from you guys, but, you know, from everybody else. Felt like that ever since I was little. But, I mean... not that... th-that's your fault. .... I just... I just feel like I'm always gonna feel this way. Not, like, mad, but... just off balance. Like everything's just gonna be a little bit more complicated for me.

Randall: You remember what I told you about working hard. All right?
Deja: Big house, fancy car.
Randall: Big house. Fancy car.

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Time for After

The Walking Dead 8×7

Rick: My offer still stands. You can join us... or you can die.

Rick: Why? Why the pictures?
Jadis: Sculpt you, after.
Rick: After what?
Jadis: After.

Eugene: I'm well-aware you're the fifth columner.

Eugene: Doesn't require Turing-grade decryption to grok the truth that you're the traitor creeping and colluding with AHK. It's an acronym I've concocted... Alexandria, Hilltop, Kingdom. I considered going with KAH, but it remains a hair too onomatopoeic.

Eugene: ...So I need you to cease and desist all betrayals and backstabbery, fronting and Judas-ness A.S.A.P.

Dwight: You don't got blood on your hands yet, but that's comin'. Once you do those things, you become those things, and there's no goin' back. No forgettin' it.

Eugene: Yes, I'm Negan... and it ain't perfect, but we are Saviors.

Gabriel: Sit. You look worse than me.
Eugene: Mm. I don't appreciate that, because you look like a potato and shit casserole.

Eugene: I am a small person who does not stick his neck out for anyone other than himself. I stick firmly within my lane without any need for a signal, hand or automatic.

Eugene: Right for some can be downright horrific for others, and knowing that has kept me vertical when so many have gone horizontal.

Gabriel: It requires faith, trusting yourself. Believing that God is inside of you... guiding you... and knowing that he has a plan for all of us. Is that so hard?
Eugene: It's absurd.

Eugene: I need it.
Tanya: You making it into jet fuel or something?
Eugene: I've taken to throwing 1.5 fluid ounces down my gullet most P.M.s is a necessary requirement to catching some increasingly elusive Z's. Ergo, I need the giggle juice.

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Rosita: We're almost there.

Rosita: You think it's easier to come out here and risk than to stay back there and wait. And I get it... I used to believe that, too. Thing is sometimes, you just have to wait. Sometimes you don't get to know. I just wish it didn't take seeing Sasha walk out of that coffin to realize it.

Negan: I was going for a handshake.

Michonne: I wanted to know that things were gonna work. But you know what? I don't get to know that. None of us do. What I do know is that things are working now. So maybe... we just need to trust that things are gonna keep working, because this... what we're about to do... it's not worth risking us.

Tara: I'm here. I'm ready.

Eugene: They're former traveling companions, nothing more.

Eugene: Negan ain't the dyin' type.

Eugene: Now, judge me if you choose, but I'm seeing 20 for 20, I'm feeling 10 for 10, I'm receiving 5 by 5 that staying safe means staying alive, and I'm A-okay with doing whatever it takes to lock that down. So I will obey Negan. I will not cover for anyone's U-turn on loyalties, and I will damn well make sure that Dr. Carson stays cozy, comfy right here in case I ever require his healing expertise! And I won't feel bad about it. Because I will survive. It's in my biological imperative. It's all I know how to do.

Negan: Jesus, Eugene, you... are magnificent.
Eugene: I am.

Jadis: Time for after.

Rick: We done?

Rick: This is Rick Grimes. Does anybody copy?

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Алекс Тарн — Книга

  “Сева Баранов не любил писем и телефонных звонков. ...

&  Вернее сказать, он давно вышел из того возраста, когда письма и телефонные звонки еще воспринимаются обещанием новых начал, открытий и крупных лотерейных выигрышей – то есть, неиссякаемой пачкой приглашений в настежь распахнутое будущее. Человеку обычно требуется лет тридцать, чтобы окончательно уяснить простую истину: по почте жизнь в лучшем случае присылает счета и штрафы за неправильную стоянку, а телефонные звонки чреваты внезапным несчастьем или какой другой крупной неприятностью... что же до будущего, то и оно, при ближайшем рассмотрении, вовсе не распахивается светлым трубящим раструбом, а, напротив, воронкой сужается в какую-то неопределенную дальнюю черноту.

&  – Я не говорю, что правила держатся на одном лишь уважении. Конечно, еще и на страхе. Даже большей частью на страхе. Это тебе еще один довод в пользу их бессмысленности. Понятного-то меньше боятся... Вот и получается: чем религия бессмысленней, тем лучше.

&  Тут ведь как получается – чем дальше, тем виноватее себя чувствуешь. А чем виноватее, тем труднее признаться, вот такой заколдованный круг. Все откладываешь на потом, все дальше и дальше...

&  Хлопнула дверь, убежал мальчик. ... И мир вокруг мчится вместе с ним, пляшет под его дуду – мир единый, целый и неделимый, без всяких там внешних и внутренних глупостей. Что ты можешь дать своим красивым и сильным мальчикам, Сева? Зачем ты им? Что может предложить раб свободному человеку, кроме темной и нудной науки терпеть? Кроме твоего знаменитого умения копать? Что?

&  Копай, пока копается...

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