Tempting Fate

Inside No. 9 4×6

Maz: But seriously, 3.5 mil. I would be like, Ferrari, massive mansion, special edition Yeezies...
Nick: What's that?
Maz: Trainers.
Nick: Oh, right, yeah. Push the boat out, why don't you?
Maz: A boat, why not! Although my dad did say, "If it flies, floats or fucks, rent it."

Nick: Lesson one - no matter who you are, people always have the same things in their kitchen cupboards. Kidney beans... Peaches in syrup... Half a box of icing sugar... But not everyone has... a dead rat.

Nick: You can put Roland by the front door.
Maz: Roland?
Nick: Never mind. It's from the '80s.

Maz: Is that it?
Nick: Packages and a VHS...
Maz: What's a VHS?
Keith: It's from the '80s.

Nick: "Danger, do not open." Shall we open it?
Maz: Of course! How can we not?

Nick: It's like Jackanory...
Maz: Don't tell me - '80s?
Nick: Yep.

Frank: Our lives are ruled by fate, and those who interfere with fate do so to their sorrow.

Nick: It's a hare. Hares are associated with witchcraft and trickery in almost every culture in the world.

Nick: Every wish backfires. It's throughout folklore. There's no way around it.

Nick: You can't wish for anything that would alter the structure of the wishing system itself.

Nick: The wish-granter is always vengeful. If you're greedy, you pay the price.

Maz: I wish for £93,000, please.
Nick: What are you doing?!
Maz: What? That was very carefully thought out. Not too much, but enough to make a difference.

Keith: What was your third wish, Frank?

Frank: Don't make the same mistake I made. Be careful what you wish for.

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