13 мар. 2017 г.

The Return of the Living Dead

& Frank: Did you see that movie Night of the Living Dead?
    Freddy: That’s the one where the corpses start eating the people, right? Sure. What about it?
    Frank: Did you know that movie was based on a true case?...

& Frank: Mind the third step. It’s a bitch.

& Freddy: They just brought the bodies here and left them?
    Frank: You know the army...

& Ethel Glover: Hello, dear. How was your day?
    Col. Horace Glover: The usual. Crap.

& Burt: If that is a re-animated body, we’re gonna have to kill it.
    Freddy: How do you kill something that’s already dead?

& Burt: I thought you said if we destroyed the brain, it’d die!
    Frank: It worked in the movie!
    Burt: Well, it ain’t working now, Frank!
    Freddy: You mean the movie lied?!


& Kaltenbrunner: Bones are no problem. Hardest thing to burn is the heart.
    Burt: A heart, why?
    Kaltenbrunner: ’cause it’s just one big tough muscle.
    Burt: Yeah, but Ernie, I mean, c’mon, we don’t want the heart sticking around!
    Kaltenbrunner: Then I’ll turn it up hotter for the heart.

& Paramedic #1: No blood pressure.
    Paramedic #2: No pulse.
    Freddy: What do you mean, «no blood pressure, no pulse»?
    Paramedic #1: Take it easy. What do you have?
    Paramedic #2: 70.
    Freddy: 70 what?
    Paramedic #2: 70 degrees.
    Freddy: Well, what’s that?
    Paramedic #1: Room temperature.

& Paramedic #1: You have no pulse, your blood pressure’s zero-over-zero, you have no pupillary response, no reflexes and your temperature is 70 degrees.
    Freddy: Well, what does that mean?
    Paramedic #1: Well, it’s a puzzle because, technically, you’re not alive. Except you’re conscious, so we don’t know what it means.
    Freddy: Are you saying we’re dead?
    Paramedic #2: Well, let’s not jump to conclusions.
    Freddy: Are you saying we’re dead?
    Paramedic #2: No conclusions.
    Paramedic #1: Obviously I didn’t mean you were really dead. Dead people don’t move around and talk.

& Kaltenbrunner: What is it?
    Spider: It’s dead people screaming!

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