Fidelity

Elementary 5×16

& Gephardt: I wonder, do you really think you’re here to question me?
    Holmes: Force of habit, interrogating murderers. You know what they say. The best defense is a good offense.

& Watson: Are you okay?
    Holmes: Uh, yeah. I’m, uh, I’m famished and I’m parched, and I need the facilities in the worst way.
    Watson: But you got all your fingernails.

& Watson: So now what?
    Holmes: An American spy has a murderous obsession with a three-year-old vehicular homicide which took place in London; so after I use the toilet, I’m going to ignore his instructions, and I’m gonna find out why.

& Watson: ...he is a Middle Eastern affairs analyst and has strong feelings about Iran.
    Katty: Good ones or bad?
    Watson: We were able to track down an intelligence report he wrote. He called their government— and I’m quoting here— «The most evil regime in existence.»
    Katty: Bad, then.

& Watson: So... in other words, you don’t have anything.
    Holmes: No. I have a theory.

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& Holmes: ...So what remains? The players. The magistrate, the defendant, the defense attorney, the prosecutor. The time they spent together in a London court...

& Kitty: All right, I’m convinced. I’m also utterly flummoxed. How the hell did a London barrister know about a fake assassination attempt in Venezuela three years before it happened?

& Holmes: Gosh, you’re all the same.
    Watson: What, women?
    Holmes: Protégés.

& Garber: I’m guessing you played soccer?
    Kitty: I think you mean «football.»
    Garber: Yeah, I do.
    Holmes: Yes, because Miss Winter’s foot devastated your testicles. Very funny, yes. Now, we could either continue with the double entendres, or you could tell us your role in....

& Holmes: Now we know why a Middle Eastern affairs specialist got up to so much trouble in Venezuela. He wants the U.S. to go to war with Iran.
Ω WTF? Homeland is not enough? Et tu, Brute?

& Holmes: Scheduled an exorcism? Is it for you or me?

& Katty: See, that’s the thing, isn’t it? We’re not friends; we never were... We’re family.

& Holmes: Would you believe I’ve-I’ve never been a godparent before?

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